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  1. #12526
    Sore saddle cyclist Shifty's Avatar
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    Was featured as a centerfold in the magazine "Comb-over Monthly".
    Those voices in your head aren't real, but they have some great ideas

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    Is bucking for the next centerfold in 'Manscaping Monthly'.
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    Like's eating twinkies in the nude...

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    Knows how to properly use an apostrophe.
    My Bikes: 2009 Breezer Uptown EX | 1980 Miyata Six Ten | 1970 Hercules Three-Two-Speed
    Wife's Bikes: 2008 Globe City 7 | 1972ish Peugeot UO-18 (in progress)

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    Like a panda, eats, shoots, & leaves.
    Punctuation is important. It's the difference between "I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse" and "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse"


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    Just finished building Boston's first earthquake-proof man cave, complete with bacon-scented urinal cakes.

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    Spent the last weekend singing "Come on, Irene"* at the top of his lungs.



    *to the tune of "Come on, Eileen" of course. By the way, my wife actually did make that song up as we walked around Sunday afternoon surveying the damage.
    Punctuation is important. It's the difference between "I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse" and "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse"


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    Can't endure confusing sigs...

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    likes to roll around in Burger King hamburger patties then run down the beach screaming while the birds give chase and dive bomb.

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    likes the feeling of Taco Bell "meat" squishing between fingers and toes and all of the other crevasses as bathes in it fortnightly.
    Punctuation is important. It's the difference between "I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse" and "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse"


  11. #12536
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    Could never get Taco bell "fire" sauce to burn.
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    Likes to add his own 'volcano' sauce to his tacos.
    Regards, MillCreek
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    Is naturally caffeinated. Can only get to sleep with a tryptophan enema.

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    Thinks a high colonic involves shoving a bag where the sun don't shine.
    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    Descending colon is cleaner on the inside than the outside.
    "Do you not know that in a race all the runners run, but only one gets the prize? Run in such a way as to get the prize"
    "So I do not run like someone who doesn't run toward the finish line. I do not fight like a boxer who hits nothing but air."
    "And let us run with endurance the race God has set before us."
    "I have fought the good fight, I have finished the race, I have kept the faith."

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    Thinks a semi-colon is a trucker's ailment.

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    sneaks in and drinks some green kool aid to give his colonoscopy some pizazz.

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    Ran the Kool Aid concession at Jonestown, and still wonders why he had no repeat customers.
    Regards, MillCreek
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    Is the most fearsome troll and thread killer of all times.

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    Is still marooned on Ceti Alpha Five.

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    Is cyaned.
    "Do you not know that in a race all the runners run, but only one gets the prize? Run in such a way as to get the prize"
    "So I do not run like someone who doesn't run toward the finish line. I do not fight like a boxer who hits nothing but air."
    "And let us run with endurance the race God has set before us."
    "I have fought the good fight, I have finished the race, I have kept the faith."

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    Keeps telling his proctologist these aren't the 'roids he's looking for.

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    Has complete and total mastery of the non sequitur.
    "Do you not know that in a race all the runners run, but only one gets the prize? Run in such a way as to get the prize"
    "So I do not run like someone who doesn't run toward the finish line. I do not fight like a boxer who hits nothing but air."
    "And let us run with endurance the race God has set before us."
    "I have fought the good fight, I have finished the race, I have kept the faith."

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    Is longing for the majestic plains of Alberta.
    Regards, MillCreek
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    Senior Member Paranoid.Guy's Avatar
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    Locks his bicycle with a cable like this one and a plastic U-lock.

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