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    Fax Transport Specialist black_box's Avatar
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    Tried to smoke and BBQ one of those fancy habaņeros and made a mess.

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    Already used up his allotment of gubmint-subsidized lies for April.

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    Will be starting his new job soon as the sub-assistant deputy department manager for the Upper Mid-West Regional Office of the Department of Slander, Lies and Distortions.
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    This reminds me why I never go into road...........thanks guys.

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    Buys his lies at Fry's.
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    Prefers to buy his lies at Best Buy.
    I stop for people / whose right of way I honor / but not for no one.



    Originally Posted by bragi "However, it's never a good idea to overgeneralize."

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    Shoplifted his lies from the flea market.

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    Imports his slanders from Flanders.
    Quote Originally Posted by 3alarmer View Post
    This reminds me why I never go into road...........thanks guys.

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    Purchases his prevarications at Penney's.
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    Son of gun couldn't tell a good lie if his mama's credit score was on the line.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3alarmer View Post
    This reminds me why I never go into road...........thanks guys.

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    Hangs out at Target hoping to spot the bulldog mascot.
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    Hangs out at McDonald's hoping to exact a painful, flame-filled revenge on Grimace.

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    Hangs out in port-side bars hoping to meet lonely sailors.
    Quote Originally Posted by 3alarmer View Post
    This reminds me why I never go into road...........thanks guys.

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    Hangs out in starboard-side bars hoping to meet lonely wealthy women.
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    Hangs out on the poop deck offering prunes to the constipated.

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    Is especially proud of his job as Chief Swabbie of the poop deck.

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    Is too pooped to pop.
    Quote Originally Posted by 3alarmer View Post
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    Seeks counselling about his regular dreams involving him having "romantic time" with Orville Redenbacher.
    Punctuation is important. It's the difference between "I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse" and "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse"


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    Orville Redenbacher got a restraining order against him after his belligerent presentation of a new popcorn flavor idea: Cherry Poppers.

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    His last lie was so big that it caused the BF db errors.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    These are supposed to be lies, jsharr. You know... like how you were the inspiration for the Incredible Hulk.
    I stop for people / whose right of way I honor / but not for no one.



    Originally Posted by bragi "However, it's never a good idea to overgeneralize."

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    Was the inspiration for Lou Ferrigno
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Was the inspiration for Lou Malnati's famous deep dish pizza because he wanted one that was "fat and cheesy like that guy!"

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    Liberace took fashion cues from him.
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    Took Liberace's cue.
    Quote Originally Posted by 3alarmer View Post
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    Teaches Country Gibberish 101 at the community college, teeth optional.

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