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    Is burning the burgers while posting here.

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    Terse, except when cooking, then prone to verbal diarrhea.
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    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    find himself using diarrhea and cooking in the same sentence quite often.

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    Fidgets.
    I stop for people / whose right of way I honor / but not for no one.



    Originally Posted by bragi "However, it's never a good idea to overgeneralize."

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    Flatulent.
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    forgetfully frivilously fraudulent
    Punctuation is important. It's the difference between "I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse" and "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse"


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    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    back in '72, founded 'the troupe of the unborn star gourds,' a death valley outfit committed to hippiefying shakespeare and praying for a good time alien invasion. a year in, the selling of hallucinogens to overheated tourists dried up, so he abandoned the low life, as he called it, and picked back up as a tout for kenmore. between stints in college and incarceration, he discovered chainsaw art, lost a thumb and slipped a disk. you might catch him now riding one of his recumbent trikes up in the hills somewhere. old tin man's a little jittery from the trips, and he still packs a piece of course, so go easy on the trike jokes. the missing thumb's on his shooting hand, so you never know where that bullet's going to go.

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    Seldom inspires the 'tldr' response.

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    While outwardly appearing enraged and dangerous, inside he's all icy reserve.
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    killed his inner child with an icepick
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    after trying to get in touch with their feelings, they confused their outside with their inside, and now they're pink and covered in epithelium.

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    Planted chia hair on his head and fertilizes it with his own waste.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Likes the feeling he gets when touches his pink.
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    Exfoliates his epithelium.
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    Has a dangling participle.
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    Wrote the book on love-making, Readers Digest' condensed version .

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    used the dictionary to pick the bike brand that describes him best. so chose 'huffy.'

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    Used the same method and chose a Transition bike. Next week, he's changing his name to Martha.

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    Complains of loose and gripy vowels.
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    Quote Originally Posted by black_box View Post
    Next week, he's changing his name to Martha.
    due to great phobias in both flying and basic logic, made his own name change.
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    Close captioned proof reader for XXX video. A few vowels and consonants are all he needs except for the silent films where ADA requirements call for complete and thorough descriptions for the hearing and sight impaired. Enamored with early '80's motel room interior design. Known for his Hoffaesque touch in feng shui of sheets and cheap mattresses.
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    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    Always wanted to die young and leave a beautiful corpse. Looks like both of those trains have left the station.
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    Is a ukulele player in a mandolin town and banned from all bars by the chief of police unless he leaves his strings and gravy at the front door.

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