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Old 06-10-12, 06:52 PM   #16376
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pays a dwarfy latino minion typist named dos a meager sum of scrap metal and rusty bike parts for editing his work. he's a perfectionist with the online fiction of course, and lil' dos could use a quiet laugh. he'd edit the lies himself if not for the serious hobby of villainry he hopes to take to the next level via a motivational speaking course. all this consumes most of his time outside the third rate loan office and candle making shop he shares with a german partner named heiko that first turned him on to the seediness via listening to only the sisters of mercy and police scanners.

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like chance the gardener, he speaks only in flowered allegories... and likes to watch.
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Mixed a metaphor with a simile and he's like gone to a different place.
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He's in his happy place, for the 1000th time, going all Zen on "everybody Wang Chung tonight".
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Completely flips his sh** and assaults everyone in view with his Wing Chun when he hears Wang Chung.
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He's undefeated at staring contests with the cat, and shedding contests with the dog.
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Looks a lot like mr. bigglesworth.
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In the big flood of '98, a dogfish chased his car, caught it, and won't give it back.
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Can usually be found on the poop deck.
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recently moved to bent crank, ga. well, recently arrived anyway. takes a while walking sideways. now he's a real sweet peach of a crab.
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