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    billy chuck eschlwc's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jseis View Post
    ...proof reader for XXX video... last edited by Jseis...
    pays a dwarfy latino minion typist named dos a meager sum of scrap metal and rusty bike parts for editing his work. he's a perfectionist with the online fiction of course, and lil' dos could use a quiet laugh. he'd edit the lies himself if not for the serious hobby of villainry he hopes to take to the next level via a motivational speaking course. all this consumes most of his time outside the third rate loan office and candle making shop he shares with a german partner named heiko that first turned him on to the seediness via listening to only the sisters of mercy and police scanners.
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    Voted SODO's most telegenetic dog catcher.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    Whiles away the long hours wondering if is he truly telegenetic or just telegenic.
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    Whiles away the hours, conversing with the flowers...
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    like chance the gardener, he speaks only in flowered allegories... and likes to watch.

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    Mixed a metaphor with a simile and he's like gone to a different place.
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    This reminds me why I never go into road...........thanks guys.

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    He's in his happy place, for the 1000th time, going all Zen on "everybody Wang Chung tonight".
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jseis View Post
    He's in his happy place, for the 1000th time, going all Zen on "everybody Wang Chung tonight".
    Completely flips his sh** and assaults everyone in view with his Wing Chun when he hears Wang Chung.

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    He's undefeated at staring contests with the cat, and shedding contests with the dog.

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    Looks a lot like mr. bigglesworth.
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    Has three nipples but only one nipple ring.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Has modo's two missing rings because they got stuck on his piercing.

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    Rides an Asian carp to work.

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    Gets a kick out of trying to swim through the electric fence designed (not so successfully) to keep the asian carp out of the Great Lakes.
    Punctuation is important. It's the difference between "I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse" and "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse"


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    Sprinkles zebra muscle shells on his salad in lieu of croutons.

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    chases walking catfish with his dog.
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    In the big flood of '98, a dogfish chased his car, caught it, and won't give it back.
    Punctuation is important. It's the difference between "I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse" and "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse"


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    Actually DOES want to see the peekers hanging out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Can usually be found on the poop deck.

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    Hasn't found any poop on his deck.
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    Thinks benign precedes beaten.
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    Is mean to Couchie.

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    Knows what Ms. Tude is getting for her birthday.
    Punctuation is important. It's the difference between "I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse" and "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse"


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    Juicy, Sweet Member ahsposo's Avatar
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    Is going to jump out of a cake naked for Ms. Tude on her birthday.
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    This reminds me why I never go into road...........thanks guys.

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    recently moved to bent crank, ga. well, recently arrived anyway. takes a while walking sideways. now he's a real sweet peach of a crab.

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