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    Animated Member ahsposo's Avatar
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    He ordered Chet's guitar course C.O.D.


    Like A and E and he's working on B

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    Is going to get us all banned.
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    Is a ukulele player in a mandolin town and banned from all bars by the chief of police unless he leaves his strings and gravy at the front door.

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    Is a ukulele player in a mandolin town and banned from all bars by the chief of police unless he leaves his strings and gravy at the front door.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    I got a new tagline!

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    Has a pet thumbtack, named George.
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    Is a ukulele player in a mandolin town and banned from all bars by the chief of police unless he leaves his strings and gravy at the front door.

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    Wanders the world in search of honest cork.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    Leaves his pets out where the girls will sit on them.
    I stop for people / whose right of way I honor / but not for no one.



    Originally Posted by bragi "However, it's never a good idea to overgeneralize."

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    Is popular with the girls in the henhouse.

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    Never requires a rim shot....

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    Cloacal approximation is good enough for him.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    Karaokes great white hope...

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    Skores with skeletal skanks.

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    Got the extended warranty on his Borg implants.

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    Thinks that Locutus is really a great guy after he gets his implants oiled, if you know what I mean and I know you do.
    Regards, MillCreek
    Snohomish County, Washington USA

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    Told his doctor he wanted every implant available... the whole schmear.
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    Is a ukulele player in a mandolin town and banned from all bars by the chief of police unless he leaves his strings and gravy at the front door.

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    Spends his time on YouTube looking at doll commercials.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jseis View Post
    Is a ukulele player in a mandolin town and banned from all bars by the chief of police unless he leaves his strings and gravy at the front door.

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    He's got a girl named Jane

    With no last name

    Kinda homely and plain

    But he loves her just the same

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    Jealous of Gitarzan for outing himself for spending his time on YouTube looking at doll commercials.
    I'm not pokey, but I'm certainly not speedy... sorta half-fast, I guess...

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    Earns extra money pointing out baby seals to fur trappers.

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    Jumps out of trees in front of unsuspecting motorists hoping to grab their wallet as they're loaded into the ambulance....

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    believes he is married
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    "If I have a heart attack, I want to be in AMerica, if I want to prevent that heart attack or control my diabetes, I want to be back in Canada...".

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    Uses his helmet to brush up on his lies...

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    Significant other claims he has firm erections

    http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=pd_sl_6x...rk=erector+set
    Quote Originally Posted by cbhungry View Post
    "If I have a heart attack, I want to be in AMerica, if I want to prevent that heart attack or control my diabetes, I want to be back in Canada...".

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    He knows that the firm comes first, everybody else waits for the weekend.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    Thinks he's the son of God.....Jseis.
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Is a DJ for WYRM
    I stop for people / whose right of way I honor / but not for no one.



    Originally Posted by bragi "However, it's never a good idea to overgeneralize."

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