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    Barbieri Telefonico huhenio's Avatar
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    Huhenio has a new smal penis

    Proof is on the picture.

    Huhenio needs to compensate.

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    Either a porsche or a very large pickup would enhance that small penis.

    I drive a Windstar and do not own a ***. Of course, my junk is wheelbarrow sized.

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    <chews gum, blows bubble> huh, still fathoming the small penis portion here. huh. >.< (snicker)

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    ya want fries with that?
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    What can I say, the snub nosed .357 felt too small for the nightstand.

    Snub nosed ... short barrel ... It is like a cruel taunt.
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    Does that firearm kick like a mule?

    I've never shot a firearm myself.

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    You can never, ever go wrong with a Ruger revolver. I have about seven of them in the safe right now.
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    I'd have to say my fav *** would be my friend's old .32 nazi *** from WW2 or something like that. The safety mechanism is flipping the trigger up so it is flush with the ***. Or his 007 ***, same type that James Bond used.

    Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fuzzbox View Post
    I'd have to say my fav *** would be my friend's old .32 nazi *** from WW2 or something like that. The safety mechanism is flipping the trigger up so it is flush with the ***. Or his 007 ***, same type that James Bond used.
    James Bond actually used a few if you read all the books. My guess is the Walther PPK: A woman's ***, chosen for concealability. JB was badass enough to use it effectively.
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    I have no need to compensate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DataJunkie View Post
    Either a porsche or a very large pickup would enhance that small penis.

    I drive a Windstar and do not own a ***. Of course, my junk is wheelbarrow sized.
    Back in my former life, when I was married, I had this really cool big boat. My wife would often remind me: "Nota, that boat's nothing more than a 25' extension of your penis."

    ....so I had to keep reminding, her - "..it's 26', Dear!"

    *god I miss that boat*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver View Post
    I have no need to compensate.
    the lady doth protest too much, methinks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by huhenio View Post
    What can I say, the snub nosed .357 felt too small for the nightstand.

    Snub nosed ... short barrel ... It is like a cruel taunt.

    Speaking of a snub nosed, isn't that what Johny Wayne.................................Bobbit, carries?

    I've heard he has a compensator attachment for it, but according to the hushed reports, that's just for looks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luddite View Post
    Does that firearm kick like a mule?

    I've never shot a firearm myself.
    If you are not careful, that thing actually can hit you on the forehead!


























    ... oh, you mean the ***?


    Yeah, but once you learn to shoot, it does not matter how big it is,
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    Why don't you get yourself a real ***? Like a short barrelled .44 mag.

    Then you will know what "kick" feels like.....

    Sheeeeesh - baby guns.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by huhenio View Post
    it does not matter how big it is,
    Most women disagree there.
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    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hickeydog View Post
    Most women disagree there.
    because hickey is the man to go to for advicw on women
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    because hickey is the man to go to for advice on women
    He'd be the first guy I'd go to for advice on *** polishing.
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    Nice revolver, huhenio.

    There's not much point to a 2" .357M anyway, since there is not enough barrel for the heavier load to build up energy in the bullet.

    I have a 4" .357m revolver and I love it.



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    Quote Originally Posted by botto View Post
    the lady doth protest too much, methinks.
    The lady has no complaints at all...

    She is actually looking to purchase a ****** and learn how to use it... getting a ******* is nearly impossible here (legally) and not something I have ever felt a need for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    James Bond actually used a few if you read all the books. My guess is the Walther PPK: A woman's ***, chosen for concealability. JB was badass enough to use it effectively.


    He shot people at close range, execution style. Usually after dinner and sex.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    James Bond actually used a few if you read all the books. My guess is the Walther PPK: A woman's ***, chosen for concealability. JB was badass enough to use it effectively.
    The "woman's ***" that Bond used was the Berreta 418; he was forced to use the Walther because of its "better" stopping power.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ehidle View Post

    what an idiot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ehidle View Post
    Nice revolver, huhenio.

    There's not much point to a 2" .357M anyway, since there is not enough barrel for the heavier load to build up energy in the bullet.

    I have a 4" .357m revolver and I love it.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Wanderer View Post
    Why don't you get yourself a real ***? Like a short barrelled .44 mag.

    Then you will know what "kick" feels like.....

    Sheeeeesh - baby guns.........

    That is what the short barreled Nagant is for.

    I really wanted an Alaskan, but this one will do nicely.
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