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Old 09-08-09, 07:54 AM   #1
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Top 10 excuses not to ride

10. Can't find the caps lock key on the cyclocomputer.
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Old 09-08-09, 07:55 AM   #2
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9. Wife says, "please just stay in bed with me for 5 more minutes..."
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 09-08-09, 08:18 AM   #5
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6. Can't find the beer for after the ride.
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3. Full kit is dirty and there is no way I am getting on a bike in just shorts in a t shirt.
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2. Cycocomputer isn't working, no way I'm riding if the miles won't count.
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9. Its nearing the 5 o'clock Rush Hour. (When in reality, its only 3:30 PM)
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6. Quads are already over 60cm in diameter.
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5. Can't find my water bottle. Oh there it is, well it is probably to late to ride anyway.
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4. squirrelphobia
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3. Floor pump is broken and tires are low.
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1. Put my helmet in the washer, and it cracked.
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10. Garage door is too heavy to open
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9. Someone might post a thought provoking thread in BF Foo, like "Top 10 excuses not to ride " and I would miss out.
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8. Your not supposed to ride after a beer.
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7. Someone might contribute to the "Top 10 excuses not to ride" thread.
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