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    Top 10 excuses not to ride

    10. Can't find the caps lock key on the cyclocomputer.

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    9. Wife says, "please just stay in bed with me for 5 more minutes..."

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    8. Pcad hasn't posted anything on bf for over five minutes, he must be coming up with something good!
    I may be fat but I'm slow enough to make up for it.

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    7. Too hungover
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    6. Can't find the beer for after the ride.
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    5. 20% chance of showers.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    4. Bike is on fire.
    This thread needs more Chipcom!

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    3. Full kit is dirty and there is no way I am getting on a bike in just shorts in a t shirt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    2. Cycocomputer isn't working, no way I'm riding if the miles won't count.
    I may be fat but I'm slow enough to make up for it.

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    1. Legs aren't properly shaved
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Next list:

    10. Someone might yell at me.
    "Never send a monkey to do a man's job." ~ Captain Leo Davidson ~

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    9. Its nearing the 5 o'clock Rush Hour. (When in reality, its only 3:30 PM)
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    So Nair will melt my fingernails off so I don't have to cut 'em? Sweet!

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    8. Forgot to carbo load yesterday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    7. where's the beer?
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    6. Quads are already over 60cm in diameter.

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    5. Can't find my water bottle. Oh there it is, well it is probably to late to ride anyway.
    "The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it."

    Albert Einstein

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    4. squirrelphobia

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    3. My truck stinks and it will never air out if I don't drive it.

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    3. Floor pump is broken and tires are low.
    Namaste, Engyo
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    1. Put my helmet in the washer, and it cracked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    10. Garage door is too heavy to open
    "You've got to be willing to rip it all apart. Including yourself."
    ---Steve Woznik -- Multi time USA Sprint and Kilo Champion, Pan Am Games Gold Medalist


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    9. Someone might post a thought provoking thread in BF Foo, like "Top 10 excuses not to ride " and I would miss out.
    "The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it."

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    8. Your not supposed to ride after a beer.
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    7. Someone might contribute to the "Top 10 excuses not to ride" thread.

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