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    You gonna eat that? Doohickie's Avatar
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    How close is your bike RIGHT NOW?

    From where I sit at the computer, I can reach out and touch mine.



    How 'bout you?
    I stop for people / whose right of way I honor / but not for no one.



    Originally Posted by bragi "However, it's never a good idea to overgeneralize."

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    About 20 feet, across the room.
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    Some sort of pithy irrelevant one-liner should go here.

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    Bicycle Repair Man !!! Sixty Fiver's Avatar
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    The mtb is at the other end of the dining table... I have to go out to the garage to grope the rest.

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    about 8 feet behind me...she's looking at me..."ride me"..."ride me" she keeps hissing at me..

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    Yeah, The Old Gentleman is being very persuasive.... "How 'bout a littl' night ride then, yeah?"
    I stop for people / whose right of way I honor / but not for no one.



    Originally Posted by bragi "However, it's never a good idea to overgeneralize."

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    OK get this ! I'm sitting in the living-room on the couch watching TV with my wife, Laptop is on the coffee table and my bike is sitting under the LCD TV. Life is FREAKING GOOD!

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    Which one?
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    What? Which wife?
    I stop for people / whose right of way I honor / but not for no one.



    Originally Posted by bragi "However, it's never a good idea to overgeneralize."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doohickie View Post
    What? Which wife?
    Which bike? I only have one wife.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    they're too close, stinking up the room with that lovely rubber, grease and oil aroma of theirs.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Fixed gear and CF tarmac are next to my bed. My mountain bike is in the garage.

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    3 bikes only one wife, bikes don't get jealous or alimony.

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    One's about 20m away outside. The others 7.5km away at home.
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    4 miles away.
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    3 of my bikes are just on the other side of my bed....approximately 5' away. the other 3 are a good 30' away in the spare/bike room.
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    About eight feet away.

    No metric measurements in this thread, please.

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    I'm humping it right now while typing this message with my big toe. Man I haz skillz.

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    Oh, couch, dear, sweet couch, you are so free of the ravages of intelligence.
    I stop for people / whose right of way I honor / but not for no one.



    Originally Posted by bragi "However, it's never a good idea to overgeneralize."

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    2 foot away from one, 6 foot away from the other, and 12 foot away from the other.
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    pretty darn close

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    You gonna eat that? Doohickie's Avatar
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    Are you sniffing the seat while you type one-handed??? That would take auto-erotica to a new low.
    I stop for people / whose right of way I honor / but not for no one.



    Originally Posted by bragi "However, it's never a good idea to overgeneralize."

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    All mine are in the basement right now. My commuter normally lives in the dining room - but we had company over on the weekend & needed the space.

    My MTB was in the living room, but I just put it away since I figured the dude wouldn't appreciate tripping over it when he gets home in the middle of the night.

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    I'm balancing a laptop on the handlebars as I type.
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by semsd View Post
    3 bikes only one wife, bikes don't get jealous or alimony.
    And you can kick your bike... and ride it for as long as you like.

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    All bikes are approximately 20 steps away, in the garage.
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