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Old 09-08-09, 08:52 PM   #1
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How close is your bike RIGHT NOW?

From where I sit at the computer, I can reach out and touch mine.



How 'bout you?
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Old 09-08-09, 08:54 PM   #2
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About 20 feet, across the room.
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The mtb is at the other end of the dining table... I have to go out to the garage to grope the rest.
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Old 09-08-09, 08:57 PM   #4
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about 8 feet behind me...she's looking at me..."ride me"..."ride me" she keeps hissing at me..
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Old 09-08-09, 08:59 PM   #5
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Yeah, The Old Gentleman is being very persuasive.... "How 'bout a littl' night ride then, yeah?"
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OK get this ! I'm sitting in the living-room on the couch watching TV with my wife, Laptop is on the coffee table and my bike is sitting under the LCD TV. Life is FREAKING GOOD!
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What? Which wife?
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Old 09-08-09, 09:07 PM   #9
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What? Which wife?
Which bike? I only have one wife.
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Old 09-08-09, 09:08 PM   #10
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they're too close, stinking up the room with that lovely rubber, grease and oil aroma of theirs.
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Fixed gear and CF tarmac are next to my bed. My mountain bike is in the garage.
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3 bikes only one wife, bikes don't get jealous or alimony.
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Old 09-08-09, 09:18 PM   #13
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One's about 20m away outside. The others 7.5km away at home.
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Old 09-08-09, 09:19 PM   #14
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4 miles away.
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3 of my bikes are just on the other side of my bed....approximately 5' away. the other 3 are a good 30' away in the spare/bike room.
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Old 09-08-09, 09:39 PM   #16
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About eight feet away.

No metric measurements in this thread, please.
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Old 09-08-09, 09:43 PM   #17
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I'm humping it right now while typing this message with my big toe. Man I haz skillz.

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Old 09-08-09, 09:48 PM   #18
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Oh, couch, dear, sweet couch, you are so free of the ravages of intelligence.
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Old 09-08-09, 09:51 PM   #19
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2 foot away from one, 6 foot away from the other, and 12 foot away from the other.
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pretty darn close

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Old 09-08-09, 10:05 PM   #21
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Are you sniffing the seat while you type one-handed??? That would take auto-erotica to a new low.
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Old 09-08-09, 10:16 PM   #22
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All mine are in the basement right now. My commuter normally lives in the dining room - but we had company over on the weekend & needed the space.

My MTB was in the living room, but I just put it away since I figured the dude wouldn't appreciate tripping over it when he gets home in the middle of the night.
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I'm balancing a laptop on the handlebars as I type.
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All bikes are approximately 20 steps away, in the garage.
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