I have deceived you. This is the grammatically correct thread. Please, if you will, only write posts that are grammatically correct. If you notice that a post is grammatically incorrect, please advise the user on the correct grammar so that they may make the proper adjustments.
I would like to open with a short story. My cat, whom I have named, "cat," is an older cat who came into my house one afternoon; although I had not seen her before, she and I soon took a liking to each other and nine years later, we are still together. This, my friends, has been my longest relationship.