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    Hillary_2016 Needs Your Halp!

    Foo,

    It has come to my attention that Hillary_2016 is in jail right now in L.A. Now some of you may be asking yourselves, "What did the **** do?". You see, Hillary_2016 is an inquisitive young man and is constantly attempting to quench his thirst for knowledge. He has an insatiable appetite for studding new religions and subjects such as Spirituality and Sheep Migration Patterns of Oklahoma. He's a complex man folks.

    Anyway, he was walking down L Ron Hubbard Boulevard today in L.A. in hopes of learning a bit more about his favorite subject, Insanity. With that said he accidently exposed himself to Tom Cruise while walking down the street. (I know what you are thinking, how do you accidently expose yourself to Tom Cruise? I have no clue how you do that but for some reason the **** thought it was a good idea to accidently do it. He's a nutjob I tell you.)

    Quickly after exposing himself, Tom Cruise called the Police and Hillary_2016 was arrested for Indecent Exposure to Has Been Actor. Believe it or not, there is actually a law called that in California. Who would have thunk it?

    Foo, Hillary_2016 is low on funds and he doesn't have enough money for bail. If each Fooster PMs 1 dollar I may be able to raise enough bail money to spring the ****. Please keep Hillary_2016 in your hearts while donating. He's a frail man right now and word haz it he may be bunking with I big fellow named Bubba tonight.

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    If you have it on Youtube I will contribute money.
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    I tried to pm three quarters
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    That ****?! Let him rot in prison. I won't PM him one thin dime!
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    I think that's a terrible thing Hillary has done to Tom, My $1 stays in my pocket.

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    Seems the Supreme Rulah has given me the stink eye, so No.2 coughs up a buck.
    Last edited by Tude; 09-11-09 at 12:50 PM.

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    Once the cops play hide the nightstick, hillary will never wanna leave jail anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbenaugust View Post
    That ****?! Let him rot in prison. I won't PM him one thin dime!
    I didn't ask for dimes, I asked for dollars!

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    Quote Originally Posted by couch_incident View Post
    I didn't ask for dimes, I asked for dollars!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Mind the pence and the pounds will take care of themselves.
    I don't even know what that means.

    Come on folks, PM me all your money. Hillary_2016 just called to tell me he was violated by some man impersonating a doctor. Man, is Hillary_2016 gullible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by couch_incident View Post
    I don't even know what that means.

    Come on folks, PM me all your money. Hillary_2016 just called to tell me he was violated by some man impersonating a doctor. Man, is Hillary_2016 gullible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    I spent all my money at a taco stand.

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    No problem. I am Tom Cruise and I will drop the charges to the first inmate who doesn't scare my pet sheep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StupidlyBrave View Post
    No problem. I am Tom Cruise and I will drop the charges to the first inmate who doesn't scare my pet sheep.
    Is that any way to refer to your (current) wife and the mother of your (current) children?
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    I want to thank the anonymous fooster for PMing couch the money to bail me out of jail. LA prisons are the worst. Sushi? Yuck!

    But I want to set the record straight. There was nothing accidental about what happened. Tommy was a very willing participant. He was just fine with it until that homewrecker Katie Holmes showed up, then he was all like, "Ewwww! A man's pee-pee!!! Someone call the cops!"

    I was like, "Dude, you just paid me twenty bucks to show it to you."

    He was like, "Ixnay on the omohay."

    I was like, "Dude, we speak American in America. Go back to whatever country you are from. USA!! USAA!! USA!!"

    Then, the police came and I was arrested.

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    I'm feeling generous. Here's a million bux.

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    Are sockpuppets allowed here?
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    Are sockpuppets allowed here?
    Why? Are you planning on trolling?

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    ****ing Bump!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Mind the pence and the pounds will take care of themselves.
    I really like that thought.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hillary 2016 View Post
    Why? Are you planning on trolling?
    They have the internetz in the jail now? How was Bubba last night?

    Seriously folks, PM me all your money. Hillary_2016 is an attractive man and his butt is in jeopardy.

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    Well, since he is your other half, I'll float another buck your way toward the fund.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    Well, since he is your other half, I'll float another buck your way toward the fund.
    I said, ALL of your money Tude! I'm the Supreme Rulla, you haz to do what I say.

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    I PM'd you a wooden nickle and some pubic lice medicine for that **** hillary.
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