It has come to my attention that Hillary_2016 is in jail right now in L.A. Now some of you may be asking yourselves, "What did the **** do?". You see, Hillary_2016 is an inquisitive young man and is constantly attempting to quench his thirst for knowledge. He has an insatiable appetite for studding new religions and subjects such as Spirituality and Sheep Migration Patterns of Oklahoma. He's a complex man folks.
Anyway, he was walking down L Ron Hubbard Boulevard today in L.A. in hopes of learning a bit more about his favorite subject, Insanity. With that said he accidently exposed himself to Tom Cruise while walking down the street. (I know what you are thinking, how do you accidently expose yourself to Tom Cruise? I have no clue how you do that but for some reason the **** thought it was a good idea to accidently do it. He's a nutjob I tell you.)
Quickly after exposing himself, Tom Cruise called the Police and Hillary_2016 was arrested for Indecent Exposure to Has Been Actor. Believe it or not, there is actually a law called that in California. Who would have thunk it?
Foo, Hillary_2016 is low on funds and he doesn't have enough money for bail. If each Fooster PMs 1 dollar I may be able to raise enough bail money to spring the ****. Please keep Hillary_2016 in your hearts while donating. He's a frail man right now and word haz it he may be bunking with I big fellow named Bubba tonight.