Advertise on Bikeforums.net



User Tag List

Results 1 to 24 of 24
  1. #1
    Tell a thousand lies... BurnMyEyes's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Location
    In Philly for the time being
    My Bikes
    Cheap-o MTB, 1980 Fuji Gran Tourer SE
    Posts
    183
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    cheer me up, people!

    So my girlfriend just broke up with me, it's been hectic at work, and the weather is crappy for biking.

    I need to do something...my mind can't take all this right now :

    Just needed to vent

  2. #2
    moving target c0urt's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Location
    birmingham, al
    My Bikes
    a masi speciale, and a kuota k-factor.
    Posts
    2,831
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    DO you think calvin from "calvin and hobbes" was really just a bipolar little kid who talked to himself?
    or do you think hobbes was real?
    how to tape your bars http://www.flickr.com/photos/89572419@N00/sets/72157629279270681/

  3. #3
    Chepooka StupidlyBrave's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    South Central PA
    My Bikes
    1990 Trek 1400 7spd; 2001 Litespeed Arenberg 10 speed
    Posts
    1,158
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    I have three daughters. One is currently single. The other two have boyfriends that I'm not entirely pleased with.

    Please send your resume.

  4. #4
    Senior Member KiuBWhy's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Location
    Raleigh, NC
    My Bikes
    2007 Trek 1600
    Posts
    842
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Get a gaming Console. Or read all of this from the start. And if you haven't read these you should definitely look into them.
    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    So Nair will melt my fingernails off so I don't have to cut 'em? Sweet!

  5. #5
    cyclepath daredevil's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    "The Last Best Place"
    My Bikes
    2005 Trek Pilot 5.0, 2001 Specialized Sirrus Pro, Kona Lava Dome, Raleigh hardtail converted to commuter, 87 Takara steel road bike, 2008 Trek Soho
    Posts
    3,552
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    drugs
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    "Without music, life would be a mistake."
    -- Friedrich Nietzsche

  6. #6
    Ogr8nwmypstmksnosnse pgoat's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2005
    My Bikes
    1986 Trek 500, 2003 Orbea Team Euskaltel, 2005 Cannondale R1000
    Posts
    2,786
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    these should kill some time
    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    People whose sig line does not include a jsharr quote annoy me.

  7. #7
    Administrator CbadRider's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    On the bridge with Picard
    My Bikes
    Specialized Allez, Specialized Sirrus
    Posts
    5,840
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Here you go.
    Quote Originally Posted by toddles View Post
    So Tom only hires people that are nutty? Is part of the requirement to be a moderator on this site is that you have to be nuts??
    Forum Guidelines *click here*

  8. #8
    surly old man jgedwa's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    Carlisle, PA
    My Bikes
    IRO Mark V, Karate Monkey half fat, Trek 620 IGH, Cannondale 26/24 MTB, Amp Research B3, and more.
    Posts
    3,300
    Mentioned
    1 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    This will not help you one bit, but its true: every breakup is a good thing.

    Course, it takes a while for it to appear true. In the meantime, take care of yourself.

    jim
    Cross Check Nexus7, IRO Mark V, Trek 620 Nexus7, Karate Monkey half fat, IRO Model 19 fixed, Amp Research B3, Surly 1x1 half fat fixed, and more...
    --------------------------
    SB forever

  9. #9
    Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Posts
    32
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Old Crow. Real sour mash whiskey and it's cheap. Much better than Jack Daniels.

    While sipping your whiskey remember that if you'd stayed with her, in a couple of years you'd have wanted to escape. My wife and I were happy for twenty years, then we got married.

  10. #10
    Seņor Member USAZorro's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Carlisle, PA
    My Bikes
    1954 Hetchins M.O., 1959 Viking Severn Valley, 1970 Raleigh Pro, 1972 Fuji "The Finest", 1974 Raleigh Superbe&Comp, 1976 Raleigh Team Pro, 1994 Trek 830 MTB, 2000 Bob Jackson Arrowhead, Unicycle
    Posts
    13,034
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Impossible to not feel better after

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZclddLcOYYA"]this[/ame].
    Last edited by USAZorro; 09-11-09 at 10:52 PM.
    The search for inner peace continues...

  11. #11
    moving target c0urt's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Location
    birmingham, al
    My Bikes
    a masi speciale, and a kuota k-factor.
    Posts
    2,831
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Or read all of this from the start. And if you haven't read these you should definitely look into them.[/QUOTE]

    that's actually my favorite strip, and I am read it from the start.
    how to tape your bars http://www.flickr.com/photos/89572419@N00/sets/72157629279270681/

  12. #12
    Belt drive! vtjim's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    Burlington, Vermont
    My Bikes
    2011 Trek Soho DLX
    Posts
    2,614
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by StupidlyBrave View Post
    I have three daughters. One is currently single. The other two have boyfriends that I'm not entirely pleased with.

    Please send your resume.




    Do not drink cheap booze. You'll wake up feeling worse than you did before you started. Hang in there man. Stuff has a way of reorganizing and working out way, way better. I speak from experience.

    (P.S., Note I'm not saying don't drink booze. I'm just saying don't drink cheap booze.)

  13. #13
    Mrs. DataJunkie Luddite's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Location
    Vancouver, BC
    My Bikes
    Asama "Luddite" and Kuwahara MTB from the 90s
    Posts
    1,535
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Ride your bike more.

  14. #14
    Banned
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Posts
    4,793
    Mentioned
    2 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Yup...ride. I've been riding since BEFORE my last divorce, and I really don't feel an empty hole in my life; been 7 years split up. Kids get a lotta my attention, but there's always the bike, the only thing that hasn't let me down.....

  15. #15
    Tell a thousand lies... BurnMyEyes's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Location
    In Philly for the time being
    My Bikes
    Cheap-o MTB, 1980 Fuji Gran Tourer SE
    Posts
    183
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    I got a good ride in this morning, and somehow I feel pretty good now. It was a little cold, but refreshing.

  16. #16
    What is a jsharr?
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    OHIO
    My Bikes
    Kona Dew
    Posts
    142
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by BurnMyEyes View Post
    I got a good ride in this morning, and somehow I feel pretty good now. It was a little cold, but refreshing.
    Good. No go out tonight and find yourself another girl. Couch's orders!

    Couch
    This thread needs more Chipcom!

  17. #17
    Bicycle Repair Man !!! Sixty Fiver's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    YEG
    My Bikes
    See my sig...
    Posts
    26,407
    Mentioned
    21 Post(s)
    Tagged
    2 Thread(s)
    Hookers and blow...

  18. #18
    surly old man jgedwa's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    Carlisle, PA
    My Bikes
    IRO Mark V, Karate Monkey half fat, Trek 620 IGH, Cannondale 26/24 MTB, Amp Research B3, and more.
    Posts
    3,300
    Mentioned
    1 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Hello, did someone call me just now?
    Cross Check Nexus7, IRO Mark V, Trek 620 Nexus7, Karate Monkey half fat, IRO Model 19 fixed, Amp Research B3, Surly 1x1 half fat fixed, and more...
    --------------------------
    SB forever

  19. #19
    K2ProFlex baby! ilikebikes's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    My response would have been something along the lines of: "Does your bike have computer controlled suspension? Then shut your piehole, this baby is from the future!"
    My Bikes
    to many to list
    Posts
    6,093
    Mentioned
    2 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by StupidlyBrave View Post
    I have three daughters. One is currently single. The other two have boyfriends that I'm not entirely pleased with.

    Please send your resume.

    I have two daughters. One is married. The other one has a boyfriend that I'm not entirely pleased with.

    Please send your resume.
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

  20. #20
    Still can't climb
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    Limey in Taiwan
    Posts
    21,058
    Mentioned
    422 Post(s)
    Tagged
    3 Thread(s)
    get drunk. stinking drunk
    coasting, few quotes are worthy of him, and of those, even fewer printable in a family forum......quote 3alarmer

    No @coasting, you should stay 100% as you are right now, don't change a thing....quote Heathpack

  21. #21
    Chepooka StupidlyBrave's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    South Central PA
    My Bikes
    1990 Trek 1400 7spd; 2001 Litespeed Arenberg 10 speed
    Posts
    1,158
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by ilikebikes View Post
    I have two daughters. One is married. The other one has a boyfriend that I'm not entirely pleased with.

    Please send your resume.
    I'm too old for your daughters.

  22. #22
    K2ProFlex baby! ilikebikes's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    My response would have been something along the lines of: "Does your bike have computer controlled suspension? Then shut your piehole, this baby is from the future!"
    My Bikes
    to many to list
    Posts
    6,093
    Mentioned
    2 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

  23. #23
    Chepooka StupidlyBrave's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    South Central PA
    My Bikes
    1990 Trek 1400 7spd; 2001 Litespeed Arenberg 10 speed
    Posts
    1,158
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by ilikebikes View Post
    Sorry, man. Hef can pull it off. Me, not so much.

  24. #24
    Bicycle Repair Man !!! Sixty Fiver's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    YEG
    My Bikes
    See my sig...
    Posts
    26,407
    Mentioned
    21 Post(s)
    Tagged
    2 Thread(s)
    If this doesn't cheer you up nothing on earth will... SO NSFW !!!

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wS5xOZ7Rq8&feature=fvsr"]Not Giving a F#@$[/ame]

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •