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patentcad 09-12-09 04:33 AM

This is why you are so miserable.
 
You live in the wrong place. According to the authoritative sources @ Yahoo News:

Top 5 World's Happiest Cities
1. Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
2. Sydney, Australia
3. Barcelona, Spain
4. Amsterdam, Netherlands
5. Melbourne, Australia

RichinPeoria 09-12-09 04:47 AM

I've spent alot of time in Rio. I can tell you its too much of everything good with the happiest most beautiful people Ive met....Baja de Tijuca, Leblon, Ipanema, Copcabana...... the worlds greatest beaches



The Girl from Ipanema

Writer(s): jobim/gimbel/demoraes

Tall and tan and young and lovely
The girl from ipanema goes walking
And when she passes, each one she passes goes - ah

When she walks, shes like a samba
That swings so cool and sways so gentle
That when she passes, each one she passes goes - ooh

(ooh) but I watch her so sadly
How can I tell her I love her
Yes I would give my heart gladly
But each day, when she walks to the sea
She looks straight ahead, not at me

Tall, (and) tan, (and) young, (and) lovely
The girl from ipanema goes walking
And when she passes, I smile - but she doesnt see (doesnt see)
(she just doesnt see, she never sees me,...)

AnthonyG 09-12-09 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 9660971)
You live in the wrong place. According to the authoritative sources @ Yahoo News:

Top 5 World's Happiest Cities
1. Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
2. Sydney, Australia
3. Barcelona, Spain
4. Amsterdam, Netherlands
5. Melbourne, Australia


They lie. Sydney residents are known as a bunch of crazy people driven to madness by the insane traffic (well, for Australia anyway) and only a few years ago they had full on race riots at Bondi beach. NO ONE lives in Sydney for a relaxed, happy lifestyle. Serious.

Rio de Janeiro? OK, I don't know that much about that city but I thought it had one of the highest murder rates in the world!

I have to say that I think someone just made that list up.

Anthony

JonnyHK 09-12-09 06:00 AM

I moved from Melbourne and I'm happier where I am.

Perhaps the sad and dreary weather in Melbourne makes the people seem happier than they are?

ModoVincere 09-12-09 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 9660971)
You live in the wrong place. According to the authoritative sources @ Yahoo News:

Top 5 World's Happiest Cities
1. Rio de Janeiro, Brazil carnival- you'd be happy too if you lived there with that going on
2. Sydney, Australia Yep, they don't have to put up with Franks and Pelosi
3. Barcelona, Spain Spanish women are hot. I'd be happy living there too
4. Amsterdam, Netherlands Ganja is legal there, of course they are happy
5. Melbourne, Australia Same as Sydney

:innocent:

KiuBWhy 09-12-09 07:49 AM

Don't forget the Red Light District MV.

pgoat 09-12-09 07:56 AM

so, is there a 'most miserable' list? and if so, did Morrissey compile it?

There are at least two cities on that list I am dying to visit, and reckon I may never go back home when I do...

crtreedude 09-12-09 08:12 PM

In my opinion, no city CAN be a happy place.

Sixty Fiver 09-12-09 08:15 PM

I'd be miserable in all those places...

My friends and family are all here and they are what make me happy and whole.

Now... if I could move them all with me things would be different.

crtreedude 09-12-09 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver (Post 9664503)
I'd be miserable in all those places...

My friends and family are all here and they are what make me happy and whole.

Now... if I could move them all with me things would be different.

I would be miserable anyplace that has snow. Just saying...

StupidlyBrave 09-12-09 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crtreedude (Post 9664571)
I would be miserable anyplace that has snow. Just saying...

I would be miserable living in any place that never has snow.

crtreedude 09-12-09 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StupidlyBrave (Post 9664598)
I would be miserable living in any place that never has snow.

Classic case on ice crystals in the brain... :innocent:

StupidlyBrave 09-12-09 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crtreedude (Post 9664648)
Classic case on ice crystals in the brain... :innocent:

Actually, it's a scientific fact that humans need at least a week of a hard-freeze (sub 15F lows) in order to kill off the brain parasites. :p

crtreedude 09-12-09 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StupidlyBrave (Post 9664692)
Actually, it's a scientific fact that humans need at least a week of a hard-freeze (sub 15F lows) in order to kill off the brain parasites. :p

So THAT is why they are all crazy down here, except me of course. :D

patentcad 09-12-09 08:50 PM

I could be miserable anyplace.

crtreedude 09-12-09 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 9664711)
I could be miserable anyplace.

And so could your neighbors... :innocent:

Tude 09-12-09 08:57 PM

<sniff>

But...b,b,b,but Pcad, um ... sir ...,


I kinda like where I am today even though I was worked like a dog/man, didn't make as much money on my cleaning stuffs this weekend but yet still haz a Foo Crushy... Life is kinda good sooooo


soooooo


call me THREAD KILLEH

ha

StupidlyBrave 09-12-09 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crtreedude (Post 9664730)
And so could your neighbors... :innocent:

Sooooo, you have an invitation to the "Mt Doom Festival 2010", then?

Tude 09-12-09 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StupidlyBrave (Post 9664742)
Sooooo, you have an invitation to the "Mt Doom Festival 2010", then?

:notamused:

Trying to be a thread killeh here dude, haz to much goodness in me tonite.

THREADKILLEH is me! :love::love::love::love::love::love:

FLvector 09-12-09 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StupidlyBrave (Post 9664692)
Actually, it's a scientific fact that humans need at least a week of a hard-freeze (sub 15F lows) in order to kill off the brain parasites. :p

Alcohol has been a good substitute, but unfortunately it kills a few brain cells along with the parasites. :rolleyes:

patentcad 09-12-09 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crtreedude (Post 9664730)
And so could your neighbors... :innocent:

Incorrect. Our neighbors are far too distant. 5 acre lot minimum here.

Tude 09-12-09 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 9664782)
Incorrect. Our neighbors are far too distant. 5 acre lot minimum here.

So go dance skyclad and be one with the environment (hehe - er neighborhood).

:D:D:D Oh rejoice!!! :D:D

hehe

Doohickie 09-12-09 09:06 PM

But i'm happy, dammit!

Timber_8 09-13-09 05:03 AM

I was thinking the same thing I'm not miserable, I have moments. Winter can be a drag if it is longer than 3 months. I would not give up having all 4 seasons Fall being the best of all of them.

AEO 09-13-09 06:02 AM

how couldn't you be happy in rio with all the drugs the drug lords make?


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