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    The Anonymous Note Guy Returns - A rant

    The anonymous note guy of Columbus, Ohio has returned. His first appearance was after my grandfather died. I spent about two weeks away from my house tending to family issues. The anonymous note guy left a note on my front door blaming me for falling property values because my lawn wasn't cut to the proper 2.5 inches.

    This morning, I found the following note on my wife's car:



    The best part is that the car was parked in the driveway. I'm sure he is upset about neighbor who often has people over until late at night, but he put this on my wife's car. If anonymous note guy is upset about cars parked in the street, why not complain to the people who PARKED IN THE STREET?!?!?!?

    Now this sign is in my front yard:



    Here's a tip if you don't like cars parked in the street... Don't move into a neighborhood that allows cars to be parked on the street. This is not a new rule. I was the second person to move in on this street and cars have ALWAYS been allowed on the street.

    Go to hell anonymous note guy.

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    If you find out who this guy is, I will be more than happy to visit you in cbus and beat the living **** out of this mother ****er.

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    holy crap!

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    I am so glad I live in farm country.









    I can see is my neighbor will lend you a water buffalo to park in the street.
    See how your dip **** neighbor likes that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllenG View Post
    I am so glad I live in farm country.









    I can see is my neighbor will lend you a water buffalo to park in the street.
    See how your dip **** neighbor likes that.
    Go park you fixie tractor in the street and I promise I will leave a note on it.

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    I thought you were in jail for exposing yourself to Tom Cruise?
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    all you have to do is look for the neighbour who is missing a spine.
    coasting, few quotes are worthy of him, and of those, even fewer printable in a family forum......quote 3alarmer

    No @coasting, you should stay 100% as you are right now, don't change a thing....quote Heathpack

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    Interesting ideas.... Maybe I'll fill my lawn with pink flamingoes... or I could put up Christmas lights. Out of season Christmas lights can send normal people over the edge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Go park you fixie tractor in the street and I promise I will leave a note on it.

    I drove it to the convenience store yesterday to fill it up actually.
    Much fun to be had stacking up a line of traffic behind me.

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    You don't know which neighbour it is? Too bad, you could leave some humorous notes for him/her.

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    lol, gold.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    I'm not a fan of parking in the street if one can avoid it, but with note guy around, I'd start parking in the street intentionallly.

    I bet you could set up a video camera on 5 or 10sec intervals for still shots and peg who the weasel is.
    “Courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm." (Churchill)

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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisPistofferson View Post
    I thought you were in jail for exposing yourself to Tom Cruise?
    Tom Cruise has no known limits when it comes to grudges...

    That said, the use of "Please" in a sentence should be enough to exonerate him.

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    I hope you figure out who this neighbor is. It'll be fun to **** with him/her.
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    Obviously, the guy's like a 12th level white wizard or something. His mere presence is a danger to mortals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StupidlyBrave View Post
    Tom Cruise has no known limits when it comes to grudges...

    That said, the use of "Please" in a sentence should be enough to exonerate him.
    I believe TC is now OT VIII now. He haz super powers.

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    Sheesh - let the law take car of the stuff and let them put tickets on cars etc, like Couchy found out.

    However Anon guy putting signs on cars in driveways is quite over the top.

    And while yer at it - I think a lovely flower bed of wild flowers would be oh so refreshing. I think the front lawn would look quite nice just in wild flowers, no more worrying about the 2.5" grass height limitation - done. And you haz pretty flowers for all to admire....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikeforums
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    Hey.We could send him over the edge.Me and a few friends could come over for the weekend and have a cookout.Let him try and put a note on one of these.Won't end well for him and we'd still have a nice cookout.
    I owe-therefore I am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XR2 View Post
    Hey.We could send him over the edge.Me and a few friends could come over for the weekend and have a cookout.Let him try and put a note on one of these.Won't end well for him and we'd still have a nice cookout.
    This! And kick the guys ass. I don't like it when people mess with my friends. Believe it or not, Hillary is one of the nicest people you will ever meet. He is the slutiest of the slutiest but he is an awesome human being.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisPistofferson View Post
    Ha! I love this video. Where was LRH to save him from the water!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    And while yer at it - I think a lovely flower bed of wild flowers would be oh so refreshing. I think the front lawn would look quite nice just in wild flowers, no more worrying about the 2.5" grass height limitation - done. And you haz pretty flowers for all to admire....
    Did someone say wildflowers?


    (Sorry, a water logged camera phone and low light do not mix well)

    It's been chilly the past couple of mornings so a lot of the taller stuff has begun to droop. I had the most amazing assortment of flying critters this year... countless butterflies, bumblebees the size of your head, several mating pairs of yellow finches, even a couple of humming birds.

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    Finches love the cone flowers when they go to seed, cool.

    Now, get rid of the sod, place more flowers and neighborhood growl will be in the past.

    Or do as one my neighbors has done, she's ... feng sheui - Not a drop of grass in her "lawn" - all pebbles (My Mom scratches her head every time she goes past it) and has some rock ... sculptures and some other things like that. And .. that's it. All you needs is RIDZ that kills everything and rocks.

    Neighbors - .... bah!

    (actually I live in a very artsy neighborhood (with aggressive policement, right couchy? ) where they have some very nice paths/gardens that are in a small area but are absolutely lovely. Small walk ways, grasssy stuffs - great things.)

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    I'd actually enjoy having a neighbor like this -- where I live, if you do something a neighbor doesn't like, they stop in front of your driveway, honk, and holler, "What yo' probim, cracka muthaf***a?" And I didn't even DO anything!

    Never in my LIFE been called '*******' -- now it happens every summer....

    It's true, some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DX-MAN View Post
    I'd actually enjoy having a neighbor like this -- where I live, if you do something a neighbor doesn't like, they stop in front of your driveway, honk, and holler, "What yo' probim, cracka muthaf***a?" And I didn't even DO anything!

    Never in my LIFE been called '*******' -- now it happens every summer....

    It's true, some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill.
    O.M.G. that just is ... nasty!

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    The Swann DIY camera could be a good solution for finding that a$$hat. $25ish, around an inch wide, and easy to use.

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