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    The Church of Couchology needs your help!

    Foo,

    The COC (Church of Couchology), pronounced #$&^, is running low on funds as result of springing Hillary_2016 from jail. We had to drain our rainy day funds because of that ****. I, the Supreme Rulla, am asking you to donate as much money as you can to the COC. We have a lot of good work to do and we need close to 1 million dollars for our next project. I will tell you what the project is about if you PM me all of your money.

    Peace,

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    I will send as much money as you need. However, I am still a little short of the necessary funds to build my new printing press. And I need to pay my friend with the engraving skills. He's quite good - worth every penny.

    Perhaps you can float some of the capital you receive and I will reward you handsomely with crispy new 2.5 dollar bills.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StupidlyBrave View Post
    I will send as much money as you need. However, I am still a little short of the necessary funds to build my new printing press. And I need to pay my friend with the engraving skills. He's quite good - worth every penny.

    Perhaps you can float some of the capital you receive and I will reward you handsomely with crispy new 2.5 dollar bills.
    Mr. Brave, you just spilled the beans about our new printing press.

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    No. 2 here pulls out another moth eaten buck for the cause. Dam this Church just keeps demanding more $$

    I thought it was supposed to be ice cream socials and strawberry cake fun. Hmmmph!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    No. 2 here pulls out another moth eaten buck for the cause. Dam this Church just keeps demanding more $$

    I thought it was supposed to be ice cream socials and strawberry cake fun. Hmmmph!
    No, COC is about giving the Supreme Rulla tons of money. Oh, and it's about love and stuff.

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    hahaah. I have a Canadian penny you can have.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luddite View Post
    hahaah. I have a Canadian penny you can have.


    You can't even put that into a gumball machine here lady, move along.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luddite View Post
    hahaah. I have a Canadian penny you can have.
    Girl, your standing as #3 isn't looking good. For now on, you will be known as the Sarah Palin of Couchology.


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    The Number One just issued his first Ouchie ala Palin!

    I swearz it made sparkz!! (course it went right over my head as normal, but then I always see things that fly by -- always batting at things)

    Hey didn't you see these dam flies? I do <swat, swat>

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    Quote Originally Posted by couch_incident View Post
    Girl, your standing as #3 isn't looking good. For now on, you will be known as the Sarah Palin of Couchology.


    Couch
    in that case, make that a Mexican penny.

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    OMG - I found Hillary!


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    I will contribute all the money I raise doing lap dances this week to the COC.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    I will contribute all the money I raise doing lap dances this week to the COC.
    If it includes the "happy ending" this time...count on a good tip.
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    I have a pair of old shorts with a skidmark that just won't quite come out to donate. I'm sure you could get a quarter for it at a yard sale.

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    I have a pair of old shorts with a skidmark that just won't quite come out to donate. I'm sure you could get a quarter for it at a yard sale.
    Don't you just hate it when couch leaves his clothes at your house?

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    PM sent last night, but no response. I'm getting worried.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hillary 2016 View Post
    Don't you just hate it when couch leaves his clothes at your house?
    How do you even know what underwear are, you ****?!
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    I'll donate five gallons of gas and a big box of detergent...if you promise to play safe.
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    Bump! PM me all your money.

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    I might have a nice pair of shoes to offer up for the cause.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    I might have a nice pair of shoes to offer up for the cause.
    What in the heck will a stinky pair of shoes do for the COC? I need money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by couch_incident View Post
    What in the heck will a stinky pair of shoes do for the COC? I need money.

    Couch
    But think what fun the Supreme Rulah could have with them

    <hint>


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    1. Is Tom Cruise a Couchology member?
    2. Is this donation tax deductible?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dragracer View Post
    1. Is Tom Cruise a Couchology member?
    2. Is this donation tax deductible?
    1. We hate Tome Cruise in Couchology.
    2. It is tax deductible.

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    Check's in the mail.

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