The COC (Church of Couchology), pronounced #$&^, is running low on funds as result of springing Hillary_2016 from jail. We had to drain our rainy day funds because of that ****. I, the Supreme Rulla, am asking you to donate as much money as you can to the COC. We have a lot of good work to do and we need close to 1 million dollars for our next project. I will tell you what the project is about if you PM me all of your money.