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    Well, you can never be too sure. I like to say I give 110%.
    no you're right, you definitely get an A for effort

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    I'm waiting on some ladies of foo to volunteer.
    What exactly is it we are supposed to volunteer? Are you looking for someone to spank? Sorry, I already have someone to take care of that for me. Or are you looking for our input? If so...

    Quote Originally Posted by Nota View Post
    When she starts making mental notes of what behavior brought about the spankings, so she can initiate them again, at will, in the future.
    ^^^this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChltCat View Post
    no you're right, you definitely get an A for effort
    So the roofies are the deciding factor?
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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by <3 2 Ride View Post
    What exactly is it we are supposed to volunteer? Are you looking for someone to spank? Sorry, I already have someone to take care of that for me. Or are you looking for our input? If so...



    ^^^this.
    Either one is an acceptable response. However, for some reason this has spawned an image of UA ball gagged and spanked in my head and I'm not very happy about it.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    when she bends over in front of the open refrigerator?
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
    when she bends over in front of the open refrigerator?
    That is a definite option, but only when it's the MIL.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trsidn View Post
    So the roofies are the deciding factor?
    no..the bottle of wine that crackerjab is supposed to be getting me is...I think...

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    Either one is an acceptable response. However, for some reason this has spawned an image of UA ball gagged and spanked in my head and I'm not very happy about it.
    Couldn't you have kept that mental image to yourself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    That is a definite option, but only when it's the MILILF.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
    I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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    When she lights the grail shaped beacon.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    When she lights the grail shaped beacon.
    winner
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    When she lights the grail shaped beacon.
    And after the spanking, the oral sex.
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    sounds perilous, much too perilous in fact.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Please! I can defeat them! There's only a hundred-and-fifty of them!
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    no, I am afraid it is simply too much peril.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    I bet you're gay.
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nota View Post
    When she starts making mental notes of what behavior brought about the spankings, so she can initiate them again, at will, in the future.
    +261395
    This,

    it is all fun and games until your partner starts to understand what you want, and tries to make it happen for no reason other than making you happy.... and then the fun really begins.

    Fully symbiotic relationships rock
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hida Yanra View Post

    Fully symbiotic relationships rock
    Maybe some do.

    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    Those who know, don't speak. Those who speak, don't know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oakback View Post
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    My gawd. This thread is SO friggin wrong, even by Foo standards.
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    you say that like it's a bad thing....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    I bet you're gay.
    I am not!!!!!! *









    * PC disclaimer: When that line was uttered in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, there was nothing wrong with it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gnome View Post
    Couldn't you have kept that mental image to yourself.
    He's been spying on us and wanted you all to know...

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