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Old 09-14-09, 12:11 PM   #26
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no you're right, you definitely get an A for effort
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What exactly is it we are supposed to volunteer? Are you looking for someone to spank? Sorry, I already have someone to take care of that for me. Or are you looking for our input? If so...

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no you're right, you definitely get an A for effort
So the roofies are the deciding factor?
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^^^this.
Either one is an acceptable response. However, for some reason this has spawned an image of UA ball gagged and spanked in my head and I'm not very happy about it.
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when she bends over in front of the open refrigerator?
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when she bends over in front of the open refrigerator?
That is a definite option, but only when it's the MIL.
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So the roofies are the deciding factor?
no..the bottle of wine that crackerjab is supposed to be getting me is...I think...
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Either one is an acceptable response. However, for some reason this has spawned an image of UA ball gagged and spanked in my head and I'm not very happy about it.
Couldn't you have kept that mental image to yourself.
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When she lights the grail shaped beacon.
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When she lights the grail shaped beacon.
And after the spanking, the oral sex.
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sounds perilous, much too perilous in fact.
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Please! I can defeat them! There's only a hundred-and-fifty of them!
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no, I am afraid it is simply too much peril.
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When she starts making mental notes of what behavior brought about the spankings, so she can initiate them again, at will, in the future.
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it is all fun and games until your partner starts to understand what you want, and tries to make it happen for no reason other than making you happy.... and then the fun really begins.

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My gawd. This thread is SO friggin wrong, even by Foo standards.
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you say that like it's a bad thing....
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I am not!!!!!! *









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