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    Spankings

    At what point in a woman's life does a spanking go from being a bad girl to being a naughty girl?

    Discuss.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    I'll need to ask Mrs. Sub. She likes them so she must know.

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    When they meet MV
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
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    13 when you get far enough south.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    My expectations for the first responders of this thread have been correct.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Puberty.

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    Sometimes never.
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    When she starts charging you to spank her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    When she starts charging you to spank her.
    Oh...spank her. That's different.
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    do these "spankings" involve leather in any way?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    Oh...spank her. That's different.
    works both ways really.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    do these "spankings" involve leather in any way?
    They could.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    They could.
    count me in....who do I spank?
    edit: besides the monkey.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    do these "spankings" involve leather tuscadero in any way?
    Chachi'd it for ya.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    count me in....who do I spank?
    edit: besides the monkey.
    I'm waiting on some ladies of foo to volunteer.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    I'm waiting on Chipcom to volunteer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    count me in....who do I spank?
    edit: besides the monkey.
    Exactly why are you spanking me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DataJunkie View Post
    Exactly why are you spanking me?
    Well, it would be awkward to spank some other monkey.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    At what point in a woman's life does a spanking go from being a bad girl to being a naughty girl?

    Discuss.
    When she starts making mental notes of what behavior brought about the spankings, so she can initiate them again, at will, in the future.
    When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished by how much he'd learned in seven years. Mark Twain (apocryphal)

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    I'm waiting on some ladies of foo to volunteer.
    well, I'm completely sober...so you prob won't hear a volunteer from me

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    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    A simple bottle of wine would've done the trick....no need to drug me

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChltCat View Post
    A simple bottle of wine would've done the trick....no need to drug me
    Well, you can never be too sure. I like to say I give 110%.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    so, if you feel bad about it when you are done, it was was. if you feel pretty good, it was naughty.


    or if she gets sent to her room it was bad, if she gets sent to our room, it was naughty.



    had to think before I posted, I didnt want to incriminate myself in anyway, or just get banninatted.
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