Happy Birthday Dad!
Today is my dad's birthday. He doesn't read foo. He only uses the internet for porn. He thinks I'm weird because my bikes are in the garage while my car sits in the driveway. But, since we're wishing everyone a happy birthday, I thought I would wish someone a happy birthday on a real birthday.
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I caught him a ****** bass.
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Originally Posted by colorider
My dad prefers Bud Light. Or Crown Royal. Or a new bowling ball. I got him a card.