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    Foo,

    Since only a few of you have PMed me all your money for the COC, I've taken it upon myself to generate real money for the Church. However, I still need your help.

    I've decided to sell myself for one date on Craigslist and I'm having a hard time describing what I'm like. I need all of your help with this one folks, please give a brief description of what you think of Couchy. I will collect all the descriptions Friday night and post them on Criagslist. The highest female bidder will recieve one date with the Supreme Rulla.

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    I fixed your title for you. PM me a box of Jeffersons
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    Dear Lord, I misspelled Craigslist. Stupid idiot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    I fixed your title for you. PM me a box of Jeffersons
    Thanks Dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by couch_incident View Post
    Foo,

    Since only a few of you have PMed me all your money for the COC, I've taken it upon myself to generate real money for the Church. However, I still need your help.

    I've decided to sell myself for one date on Craigslist and I'm having a hard time describing what I'm like. I need all of your help with this one folks, please give a brief description of what you think of Couchy. I will collect all the descriptions Friday night and post them on Criagslist. The highest female bidder will recieve one date with the Supreme Rulla.

    Thanks and God bless,

    Couch
    You spelled it wrong more than once, you dolt. And I am to send you money for what reason?
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    She will have to be very high in order to even consider a low ball bid. Just saying.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    You spelled it wrong more than once, you dolt. And I am to send you money for what reason?

    I will put that in as a description of me. Thanks for halping.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    She will have to be very high in order to even consider a low ball bid. Just saying.
    I will put that in as a description of me. Thanks for halping.

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    I have always admired Couch, ever since that time I watched him lick his own eyebrows.
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    Seriously folks, Jsharr is the Church's editor. I depend on him heavily.

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    I really do not think that I should respond to this ad. I might be the CraigsList killer, and I really do not want to commit regicide.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RUOkie View Post
    I really do not think that I should respond to this ad. I might be the CraigsList killer, and I really do not want to commit regicide.
    Now how is this going to make the COC money RUOkie? Think about the money man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by couch_incident View Post
    Now how is this going to make the COC money RUOkie? Think about the money man.

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    What kind of key man insurance do you have. Whole life, or what? Am I the benificiary?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RUOkie View Post
    What kind of key man insurance do you have. Whole life, or what? Am I the benificiary?
    I sell religion by the dollar. Now say something nice about me so I can make a million dollars!

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    I think you look taller, or maybe just less fat, in person.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    I think you look taller, or maybe just less fat, in person.
    It's ye olde sucking stomach trick you know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    I think you look taller, or maybe just less fat, in person.
    I have no idea what you mean. Picking up the jsharr to ingrish dictionary.

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    This is a better read

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    Win a date with Couch, he isn't angry, just misunderstood. He is always in the mood for a good Chesterfield, or sometimes a Baracalounger. But nothing floats his boat like a good Lane sectional. Don't mind the sunglasses (they help to protect the retina from the flames) or the hairless arms (he got a little too close.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RUOkie View Post
    Win a date with Couch, he isn't angry, just misunderstood. He is always in the mood for a good Chesterfield, or sometimes a Baracalounger. But nothing floats his boat like a good Lane sectional. Don't mind the sunglasses (they help to protect the retina from the flames) or the hairless arms (he got a little too close.
    Now this is what I'm talking about! You are definately getting a cut of the money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by couch_incident View Post
    Now this is what I'm talking about! You are definately getting a cut of the money.

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    I'd better, I don't sell myself for anybody

    yes I do
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    Hey couchie... you should put your old CB radio handle in the ad.

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    Do you have a valid driver's license and no social life. If so, you are the perfect candidate to win a date with The Supreme Rulla.

    A dalliance with the sacramental wine and a local constable won Couch an ignition interlock and that basically left the poor guy on foot. Which in and of itself is not a bad thing, considering his penchant for jumping on furniture, his dates, farm animals and playground equipment.

    If you like moon lit strolls down dark alleys, being serenaded by the sounds of alley cats in flagrante delicto while the soothing aroma of bad weed and stale urine gently assault your senses, then you will love The Couchster.

    It would probably be a good idea to bring a can opener and a spoon if you want dinner and roll of quarters if you want to watch the whole movie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hillary 2016 View Post
    Hey couchie... you should put your old CB radio handle in the ad.
    Wasn't I Marmoset?

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    Quote Originally Posted by couch_incident View Post
    Wasn't I Marmoset?

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    No... You were Rainbow Unicorn.

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