Arrr matey, tis' me favorite day of the year.
Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.
Yo ho ho ho!
Hey! Who took my bottle of rum?
Some scallywag's gonna walk de plank fer dis!
Recall the pirates who hijacked the Maersk Alabama?
What did they say after they got sniped by the Navy Seals?
Arrrrgh-uably one o' the better 'olidays.
Mr Sharr, Arrrrrrr yah goin' ridin? I'm of a need for new TAAAAAARRRRRRRGs for the zilver pearl.
Happy Talk-like-a-pirates-day eve to all me mates! Arrrgh!
Cross Check Nexus7, IRO Mark V, Trek 620 Nexus7, Karate Monkey half fat, IRO Model 19 fixed, Amp Research B3, Surly 1x1 half fat fixed, and more...
Keep away from me crow's nest, ya scurvy dogs.