Giving Haircuts Over The Phone
Happiness is a warm ***?
"Owning a pet should require a background check and a permit; for the very same reasons."
“When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished by how much he'd learned in seven years.” Mark Twain (apocryphal)
You say you want a revolution ...............
The search for inner peace continues...
An armd lolcat meanz polite dawgs
People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater and even a newspaperman, but if a man doesn't drive, there's something wrong with him.
"I fart bullets muthasucka!"
"Do you feel lucky, Punk? Well, so you?"
The new definition of "mouse ***."
I am Fred, hear me slurp my Grande Mocha.
2006 60cm Orbea Orca with 2009 Rival
1985 55cm Nishiki lugged steel with Shimano parts and Rigida wheels (C&V for sale)
1987 Haro Extreme (undermount rear brake) mtn bike with Shimano LX and Rock Shox fork
2009 Kona Hei-Hei 2-9
And the mouse was all like "bring it beotch", so I whipped out my jammie and popped a cap in his ass. Yo, Rum Tum Tugger, you got my back while I crash?
Better mouse trap? What for? Ruger does quite nicely, thankyou.