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    Pesto

    Oh Pesto, is there anything you can't make taste better?

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    oral sex?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    oral sex?
    wow...the visual I just got....


    thanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
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    umm....yes, it can.
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    BTW, this weekend, I got a bottle of Monopolowa vodka, some Martini and Rossi dry vermouth and a jar of cocktail olives, stuffed with almonds according to the shelf tag. Got home to discover that I read the shelf tag and not the jar label and my olives were stuffed not with almonds but with garlic and jalapeno.

    Almost got the blue cheese stuffed olives, and the pearl onion stuffed olives are always hard to resist.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    wow...the visual I just got....


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    I do what I can. I like to consider myself a wordsmith of sorts...........
    I always pegged you for more of a wordjones, myself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    I always pegged you for more of a wordjones, myself.
    You want some pesto with that?
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    Mmm... pesto.
    The exception is this one pesto I tried at Whole Foods that tasted like dog crap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DataJunkie View Post
    Mmm... pesto.
    The exception is this one pesto I tried at Whole Foods that tasted like dog crap.
    Do I even wanna know how you know what dog crap tastes like?

    I bet dogs would love it.
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    Yes, provided that they were allowed to lick my face afterward.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    BTW, this weekend, I got a bottle of Monopolowa vodka, some Martini and Rossi dry vermouth and a jar of cocktail olives, stuffed with almonds according to the shelf tag. Got home to discover that I read the shelf tag and not the jar label and my olives were stuffed not with almonds but with garlic and jalapeno.

    Almost got the blue cheese stuffed olives, and the pearl onion stuffed olives are always hard to resist.
    I love the big olives stuffed garlic - yum. Wasn't watching the one day (now I examine each olive I pick out) and just took a big spoon and filled up my container. It was filled with gorgonzola, Now I like gorgonzola - but in small amounts. Had to wipe my tongue off, did not like!

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    This thread is full of win.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    Oh Pesto, is there anything you can't make taste better?
    Old dog ****?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    BTW, this weekend, I got a bottle of Monopolowa vodka, some Martini and Rossi dry vermouth and a jar of cocktail olives, stuffed with almonds according to the shelf tag. Got home to discover that I read the shelf tag and not the jar label and my olives were stuffed not with almonds but with garlic and jalapeno.

    Almost got the blue cheese stuffed olives, and the pearl onion stuffed olives are always hard to resist.
    You can get some amazing olives combos out here in California, even @ Costco...

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    Schwetty Balls?
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    Schwetty Balls?
    Great skit. Alec Baldwin before he started taking himself WAY too seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluevelo View Post
    Old dog ****?
    If I, for whatever reason, was forced to eat old dog ****, I would totally put pesto on it.

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    Pesto can't make pesto taste better.

    I once made the mistake of ordering the pasta & pesto entree from a restaurant in San Francisco. It was fine at first, but after a while, I just needed something different. Then I pooped green for 3 days.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Not so good on an Oreo.

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    Pesto on bagels with cream cheese ftw. Also at The Grill they have tots with pesto sauce = Heart attack.

    Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.

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    can't make bacon taste better
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    Quote Originally Posted by 127.0.0.1 View Post
    can't make bacon taste better
    Correct. Bacon makes pesto better, not the other way around.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    does it make mold taste better?

    that's what I found in my fridge. pesto and spaghetti sauce molding away
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