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    Replacement Words

    You're watching a movie on the ol' tube and the character swears. The FCC won't allow this so some stations use replacement words. Instead of "You're ****ed" you hear "You're fudged."

    I'm currently watching The Big Lebowski and my favorite has just shown up. As Walter is beating the hell out of a Corvette, he screams, "This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!"

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    what they do to fight club is blasphemy
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    well, it's better than 1khz bleep.
    it gets really fun when the content editor is creative and uses other SFX to cover it up.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    I recall a film with John Goodman angrily screaming "Forget you, myfriend!"

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    certain music videos just get ridiculous. you can't really listen to the music at all since it comes through like Morse code
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chacal View Post
    I recall a film with John Goodman angrily screaming "Forget you, myfriend!"

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    I can't stand the mismatched voices.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    You're watching a movie on the ol' tube and the character swears. The FCC won't allow this so some stations use replacement words. Instead of "You're ****ed" you hear "You're fudged."

    I'm currently watching The Big Lebowski and my favorite has just shown up. As Walter is beating the hell out of a Corvette, he screams, "This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!"
    "What do the Alps have to do with anything?"

    "Well, they're high too."

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    Yippie-ki-yay, Master Falcon!

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    Replacement words are hilarious. They are so out of line that you have to laugh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Yippie-ki-yay, Master Falcon!
    I'm using that in my daily speech from now on. "You just cut me off, Master Falcon!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    I'm using that in my daily speech from now on. "You just cut me off, Master Falcon!"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlzoL-wQwio

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    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
    http://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/arti...ger-photos.htm

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    I watched Alpha Dog last night and wondered why they said "motherfather" instead of "mothersucker". It'd be so much more natural.
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    From Snakes on a Plane:
    "Enough is enough, I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane"

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    "I say forget you Jobu. I do it myself." - Pedro Cerrano, Major League

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    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Right now, numerous scenes from Blazing Saddles are playing in the jsharr cranial wide screen cinema.
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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    I'm currently watching The Big Lebowski and my favorite has just shown up. As Walter is beating the hell out of a Corvette, he screams, "This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!"
    Thats a good one youtube has a nice f-bomb summary of The Big Lebowski.

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    Watching the censored version of Scarface is generally pretty interesting:

    Immigration Officer: "Where'd you get the beauty scar, tough guy? Eatin' pineapple?"

    Tony Montana: "How'm I gonna get a scar like that eating pineapple?"

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    I want my juman rights jus like president jimmy carter promised me is also a good line in the PC ScarFace. So is the whole Hancock dance floor scene, and........... aw screw it, all of Scarface is pretty funny when you try to make it PC. Same with Pulp Fiction.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Bunch of fargin' iceholes.

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    The vast majority of the time, Canadian tv channels don't censor ****. However, I find replacement "profanity" hilarious. What movie was it where the guy yells "Double dumb ass on you!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luddite View Post
    The vast majority of the time, Canadian tv channels don't censor ****. However, I find replacement "profanity" hilarious. What movie was it where the guy yells "Double dumb ass on you!"
    That was Cap'n Kirk, in one of the Star Trek movies; the one where they come back to earth and save those whales. That wasn't "bleeped" out; that was actually what he said.
    When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished by how much he'd learned in seven years. Mark Twain (apocryphal)

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    " FRAK"
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    well, at least we live in a country with slack standards to censorship.

    try japan, or any other asian country. censorship there is extreme.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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