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    Tom's Beard

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    Like all of you here in Foo, I love Tom and think the world of him. I know you would all agree with me by saying he's a good man and a great fellow Fooster. His beard however, not so much. It actually frightens me. Anyway, who here is afraid of Tom’s beard?

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    I'm not afraid of the beard itself...just what hides inside of it.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    I think it's really a furry animal that is just living on his chin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    I'm not afraid of the beard itself...just what hides inside of it.
    I saw a pic of it the other day, I swore I saw a small tree growing out of it.

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    See my beard.Ain't it weird?Don't be skeered.It's just a beard.-George Carlin 1972
    I owe-therefore I am.

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    Love the beard! I won't shave mine off, and would never consider suggesting another do that.
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    Some sort of pithy irrelevant one-liner should go here.

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    "Tom's Beard" would make a good band name.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tjwarren View Post
    "Tom's Beard" would make a good band name.
    This! What type of music would it be?

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    Quote Originally Posted by couch_incident View Post
    This! What type of music would it be?

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    They'd be a hair band......duh!
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    There's a family guy episode that comes to mind every time I see Tom's beard. I'm pretty sure there is a nest of young birds living in there.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    See? I knew it was alive!


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    So far it looks like the beard is safe. I may need to get ACORN in here.

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    careful, the nuts will attract pop up squirrells.
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    He's got the whole "Kimbo Slice" thing going on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by efrobert View Post
    He's got the whole "Kimbo Slice" thing going on.
    Pfffft.....Tom could kick Kimbo Slice's arse any day of the week!
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oakback View Post
    I trimmed my beard down super low, but I have to shave it off completely in November .
    Why?



    Being that I sport some generous facial hair myself, I'm voting in favour of Tom's beard.
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    I grew a beard once or twice and decided I preferred being clean-shaven. My dad, however, changes facial hair configurations several times a year, to the point where it confuses the security guards at work. Thanks to genetics, we both have pretty fast-growing facial hair.

    So... I can not begrudge Tom his beard.
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    Tis better to have the world think that you are ugly under all that hair, than to remove all doubt...

    Only Tom knows what lies under all that hair, it might even be Jimmie Hoffa!

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    Maybe Tom IS James Hoffa!!!!!!

    *cue creepy thriller music*
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crtreedude View Post

    Only Tom knows what lies under all that hair, it might even be Jimmie Hoffa!
    I smell a conspiracy now. Is Tom really Tom? Hum.

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    Couch, you really should not sniff another man's beard. It simply is not cricket, old chap.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by oakback View Post
    Who is Tom?

    I trimmed my beard down super low, but I have to shave it off completely in November .
    Santa suing you?
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Couch, you really should not sniff another man's beard. It simply is not cricket, old chap.
    WOW!! Was that what he was doing when I saw him seek out fellow bearded gents and follow them!

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    It is best that you leave it at that Tude. There are some things you are better not knowing about the so called Supreme Rullah.............
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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