Well folks....it's been an interesting night, but the end result is that I, KingTermite, am now the Supreme Rulla of Couchology (and there's gonna be some changes).
It all started with Couch_Incident getting an injury. While riding his bike through a mêlée G-20 protesters, Couch was knocked down off his bike (again) and had to be admitted to the hospital because he bruised his banana and kiwis (as he put it).
At the same time, President Obama who was in the area for the summit wanted to meet Couch_Incident because of the great things he'd heard about Couchology. However, I intercepted Obama before he made it to the hospital and convinced him that Couch_Incident needed to be admitted under the Baker Act. Obama agreed.
So.....now with Couch_Incident safely locked away, I was able to forcefully take over the Church. I had Tude's help, of course, so she's still #2 to the Supreme Rulla (me) with a new rank of 1.027. The fate of other high ranking church officials, like Luddite, Hillary and Singing Sabre, are yet to be determined (aka it depends on how they treat me).
So all.....please calm down over the news and know that your beloved Church of Couchology is in good hands.
New Couchology rules to follow....in MY time.