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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dannihilator View Post
    11: Not to do a road gap when there's a strong headwind.
    Wait. What happened when you did this?
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    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    9.) Never ask a man to marry you in Italy at a beautiful villa when he favors Germany.
    Even if the villa looks like this?

    http://www.rentvillas.com/PropertyDe...200909FreeStay
    Quote Originally Posted by toddles View Post
    So Tom only hires people that are nutty? Is part of the requirement to be a moderator on this site is that you have to be nuts??
    Forum Guidelines *click here*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Wait. What happened when you did this?
    Came up short clipped something with the rear wheel landed awkwardly on my left leg, tearing the acl and knocking me out.
    Strike like an eagle and sacrifice the dove.
    Words and Stuff.

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Oh that's right. At least you didn't break bones. I really wish that you would be careful. Knocking yourself out is not good for your brain. And think about your acl. That might give you problems later on down the line. Please be careful.
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Never fake the funk on a nasty dunk. Its bad juju.

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    Don't forget to tell the girl you will be out late with the guys...

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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    Yeah. Just like that. *sigh*
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    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    No matter when you buy a house, in a buyer's market like this one, the same house you *didn't* buy will be cheaper next week.

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    Unfortunately the list of things I learned the hard way is too long to type while the things I learned the easy way could probably be covered in a haiku.
    “I drank coffee, ate a glazed doughnut, and was happy”
    ~S. Husvedt ~

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    14.) Never take a haiku too seriously. Never know who has actually written it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    never rub your eyes when chopping chillie peppers.
    coasting, few quotes are worthy of him, and of those, even fewer printable in a family forum......quote 3alarmer

    No @coasting, you should stay 100% as you are right now, don't change a thing....quote Heathpack

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    15) the reason your SO doesn't like to ride bikes doesn't have a relationship to the cost of their bike.

    Corrollary) An expensive bike is not necessarily a deeply appreciated birthday present.

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    16- Things we learned the hard way?....Hmmmmm? OK, I've got one, Never wipe hard when using one ply toilet paper. BTW, Hope you feel better soon Siuy.
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    17. Never try to see how far you can ride with your eyes closed. It's only fun for awhile.

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    Never fry bacon while naked.
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    casually munch on carrots.

    enter elevator.

    begin sneezing.

    -stolen from Letterman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gitarzan View Post
    17. Never try to see how far you can ride with your eyes closed. It's only fun for awhile.
    My nephew did that. He hit the mirror on a parked truck with his face. Went to the ER.

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    20.) Never bear down HARD on a folding knife that has a safety that you have to push toward the blade to release.
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    21) Don't put good booze in an "unbreakable", but cheap, flask.


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    21a. Never walk through the backyard where there are no animals allowed in the townhouses and then walk thru Mother's house with a dog poo shoe. I.Haz.poo.foot SOB

    I know the little $$#&*% who laid the log too. IT lives next door. Am saying something tomorrow to them too. Leash laws baybeh - either that or go to the Dog Park that has now been enacted by ME, who has been voting on and working for the last couple years opening up Monroe County parks to legal offroad riding and yeah - the damned dog park thing was hooked on to the plan.

    Sorry, rant off

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    Quote Originally Posted by coasting View Post
    never rub your eyes when chopping chillie peppers.
    Nor should one come near nostrils or private parts!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluevelo View Post
    1) Get married
    2) Get divorced
    3) Get married again
    4) Get divorced again
    somebody's calling mah?

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    Don't try to be nice to stinging insects that find their way into your home by attempting to catch them with a towel and let them back outside.
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    So Nair will melt my fingernails off so I don't have to cut 'em? Sweet!

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    Do not borrow your mother's ring, to fake propose to your girlfriend. It is always nice to see whether she will say yes in the future or not though. Unless she changes her mind because you just put her through such an emotional ordeal for nothing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    20.) Never bear down HARD on a folding knife that has a safety that you have to push toward the blade to release.
    I hear duct tape will fix that right up.
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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