Never fake the funk on a nasty dunk. Its bad juju.
No matter when you buy a house, in a buyer's market like this one, the same house you *didn't* buy will be cheaper next week.
Unfortunately the list of things I learned the hard way is too long to type while the things I learned the easy way could probably be covered in a haiku.
“I drank coffee, ate a glazed doughnut, and was happy”
~S. Husvedt ~
never rub your eyes when chopping chillie peppers.
coasting, few quotes are worthy of him, and of those, even fewer printable in a family forum......quote 3alarmer
15) the reason your SO doesn't like to ride bikes doesn't have a relationship to the cost of their bike.
Corrollary) An expensive bike is not necessarily a deeply appreciated birthday present.
16- Things we learned the hard way?....Hmmmmm? OK, I've got one, Never wipe hard when using one ply toilet paper. BTW, Hope you feel better soon Siuy.
You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve
17. Never try to see how far you can ride with your eyes closed. It's only fun for awhile.
casually munch on carrots.
-stolen from Letterman.
21) Don't put good booze in an "unbreakable", but cheap, flask.
21a. Never walk through the backyard where there are no animals allowed in the townhouses and then walk thru Mother's house with a dog poo shoe. I.Haz.poo.foot SOB
I know the little $$#&*% who laid the log too. IT lives next door. Am saying something tomorrow to them too. Leash laws baybeh - either that or go to the Dog Park that has now been enacted by ME, who has been voting on and working for the last couple years opening up Monroe County parks to legal offroad riding and yeah - the damned dog park thing was hooked on to the plan.
Sorry, rant off
Do not borrow your mother's ring, to fake propose to your girlfriend. It is always nice to see whether she will say yes in the future or not though. Unless she changes her mind because you just put her through such an emotional ordeal for nothing.