I once had to sit in an upturned baseball backstop for the better part of an afternoon to avoid a horny dog after my leg. I didn't risk the 'touch and charm' technique in that scenario.
When i'm in trouble I have a go to move that always does the trick..... Shoulder roll
I couldn't find a pic of Kirk doing a shoulder roll, but I'm pretty sure he does like 10 in this episode
Skirts are where I usually find myself in trouble.
Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.
This thread is rapidly improving
There's no such thing as trouble. Just interesting experiments and life experiences
This lady that I know tells me that her classic "I dunno what you're talking about because I'm cute and I'm blonde" stare always works for her. She laughs like hell about it. And she dyes her hair blonde!!
I get so mad at her for using that tactic.
Got pulled over doing 91 (might have been going faster but that is what I saw when I looked down at the speedometer after spotting the trooper going opposite direction) in a 70. In my hurried explanation about why and where I was going, I handed the Trooper an A-10 patch off my flight suit. He took the patch, asked me a few more questions, told me to slow the hell down, and wrote me a warning.
Flying a jet is no different than riding a bicycle. It's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.