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Old 09-29-09, 08:30 AM   #26
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I hid in a tree. For 14 hours.

I was 8 when I did that.
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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I once had to sit in an upturned baseball backstop for the better part of an afternoon to avoid a horny dog after my leg. I didn't risk the 'touch and charm' technique in that scenario.
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Old 09-29-09, 08:40 AM   #28
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You know, back in my younger days, I found that if I told the baldfaced truth and appeared to be contrite and willing to accept the consequences, I could unsling my fanny. It worked many times.
Wise man say "it is easier to ask for forgiveness than it is to ask for permission".
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Old 09-29-09, 08:42 AM   #29
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I once had to sit in an upturned baseball backstop for the better part of an afternoon to avoid a horny dog after my leg. I didn't risk the 'touch and charm' technique in that scenario.
This is why I ALWAYS carry a spare leg with me.
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Old 09-29-09, 08:44 AM   #30
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When i'm in trouble I have a go to move that always does the trick..... Shoulder roll


I couldn't find a pic of Kirk doing a shoulder roll, but I'm pretty sure he does like 10 in this episode
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When i'm in trouble I have a go to move that always does the trick..... Shoulder roll


I couldn't find a pic of Kirk doing a shoulder roll, but I'm pretty sure he does like 10 in this episode
If the shoulder roll fails, do you offer them a stalagtite?

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Old 09-29-09, 08:47 AM   #32
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Skirts are where I usually find myself in trouble.
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I told the truth.

I got pulled over for "switching lanes without signaling and driving erratically". When asked why I was doing that I told the cop that I was racing that frikken Mustang that just got away because he pulled me over.

He got a kick out of that and told me it was safer to race at the Ocean Beach Strip after 10pm.
You were racing a Mustang?!!???!!?!!!!!!

I didn't realize Moots bikes were thaaaaaat fast!
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Old 09-29-09, 08:52 AM   #34
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If the shoulder roll fails, do you offer them a stalagtite?

That dude better watch his ass!
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You were racing a Mustang?!!???!!?!!!!!!

I didn't realize Moots bikes were thaaaaaat fast!
They aren't. Siu is just that awesome. :worship1::worship1:
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If the shoulder roll fails, do you offer them a stalagtite?



Hey man, watch out for your ********.
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There's no such thing as trouble. Just interesting experiments and life experiences
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This lady that I know tells me that her classic "I dunno what you're talking about because I'm cute and I'm blonde" stare always works for her. She laughs like hell about it. And she dyes her hair blonde!!

I get so mad at her for using that tactic.
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you should set her hair on fire, after dying yours blonde of course...........
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you should set her hair on fire, after dying yours blonde of course...........
Unless you get your stapler back first
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Old 09-29-09, 12:11 PM   #42
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I don't skirt my way out of trouble. I pants my way out of trouble. Think about it. If a person is going to yell at you, and you pants them before they can do it, you're pretty much going to leave them speechless.
I would strongly advise against trying this on local law enforcement. Only they can decide when they want to show their asses in public.
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Got pulled over doing 91 (might have been going faster but that is what I saw when I looked down at the speedometer after spotting the trooper going opposite direction) in a 70. In my hurried explanation about why and where I was going, I handed the Trooper an A-10 patch off my flight suit. He took the patch, asked me a few more questions, told me to slow the hell down, and wrote me a warning.
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