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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hickeydog View Post
    I hid in a tree. For 14 hours.

    I was 8 when I did that.
    poor tree.............
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    I once had to sit in an upturned baseball backstop for the better part of an afternoon to avoid a horny dog after my leg. I didn't risk the 'touch and charm' technique in that scenario.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gitarzan View Post
    You know, back in my younger days, I found that if I told the baldfaced truth and appeared to be contrite and willing to accept the consequences, I could unsling my fanny. It worked many times.
    Wise man say "it is easier to ask for forgiveness than it is to ask for permission".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chacal View Post
    I once had to sit in an upturned baseball backstop for the better part of an afternoon to avoid a horny dog after my leg. I didn't risk the 'touch and charm' technique in that scenario.
    This is why I ALWAYS carry a spare leg with me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    When i'm in trouble I have a go to move that always does the trick..... Shoulder roll


    I couldn't find a pic of Kirk doing a shoulder roll, but I'm pretty sure he does like 10 in this episode
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    Quote Originally Posted by bones_mcbones View Post
    When i'm in trouble I have a go to move that always does the trick..... Shoulder roll


    I couldn't find a pic of Kirk doing a shoulder roll, but I'm pretty sure he does like 10 in this episode
    If the shoulder roll fails, do you offer them a stalagtite?

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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    WTF is that smell? crackerjab's Avatar
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    Skirts are where I usually find myself in trouble.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    I told the truth.

    I got pulled over for "switching lanes without signaling and driving erratically". When asked why I was doing that I told the cop that I was racing that frikken Mustang that just got away because he pulled me over.

    He got a kick out of that and told me it was safer to race at the Ocean Beach Strip after 10pm.
    You were racing a Mustang?!!???!!?!!!!!!

    I didn't realize Moots bikes were thaaaaaat fast!
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    gouch pad bones_mcbones's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    If the shoulder roll fails, do you offer them a stalagtite?

    That dude better watch his ass!
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    You were racing a Mustang?!!???!!?!!!!!!

    I didn't realize Moots bikes were thaaaaaat fast!
    They aren't. Siu is just that awesome. :worship1::worship1:
    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post

    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    If the shoulder roll fails, do you offer them a stalagtite?



    Hey man, watch out for your ********.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    This thread is rapidly improving

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    There's no such thing as trouble. Just interesting experiments and life experiences

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    This lady that I know tells me that her classic "I dunno what you're talking about because I'm cute and I'm blonde" stare always works for her. She laughs like hell about it. And she dyes her hair blonde!!

    I get so mad at her for using that tactic.
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    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    you should set her hair on fire, after dying yours blonde of course...........
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    you should set her hair on fire, after dying yours blonde of course...........
    Unless you get your stapler back first

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    Quote Originally Posted by iamlucky13 View Post
    I don't skirt my way out of trouble. I pants my way out of trouble. Think about it. If a person is going to yell at you, and you pants them before they can do it, you're pretty much going to leave them speechless.
    I would strongly advise against trying this on local law enforcement. Only they can decide when they want to show their asses in public.

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    Got pulled over doing 91 (might have been going faster but that is what I saw when I looked down at the speedometer after spotting the trooper going opposite direction) in a 70. In my hurried explanation about why and where I was going, I handed the Trooper an A-10 patch off my flight suit. He took the patch, asked me a few more questions, told me to slow the hell down, and wrote me a warning.
    Flying a jet is no different than riding a bicycle. It's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

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