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    The dog wants my peanut butter

    Should I give him some for the amusement of watching it get stuck to the roof of his mouth?

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    He'll love it. You'l love it. It's all win.

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    I gave in. But damn, he didn't get it stuck.

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    Put the ******* in his mouth and push up on it.

    You can see I've done this before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gitarzan View Post
    Put the ******* in his mouth and push up on it.

    You can see I've done this before.
    I'll have to try that next time but since its my GF's dog also she'll kick my ass if she catches me. LOL

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    It depends on where you're smearing it.
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    Yes, put it on the slobbering end, not the other end.
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    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    Yes, put it on the slobbering end, not the other end.
    Now he's growling at one of the cats, trying to get said cat to play. I think he's confused. (The dog).

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    Not as confused as my friend's old dog. Due to the lack of other dogs, when he was feeling amorous he'd make advances on the cats. Luckily no offspring resulted from this.
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    put an ambien in it first.
    "harder" is not a very good safeword.

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    can I haz bicycle?
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    fill one of these with peanut butter......hours of fun for the dog

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    Quote Originally Posted by cwathne View Post
    fill one of these with peanut butter......hours of fun for the dog
    Seconded... just don't do it on the carpet. It leaves a terrible, sticky mess.

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    Needless to say, we'll want pictures.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bluevelo View Post
    Now he's growling at one of the cats, trying to get said cat to play. I think he's confused. (The dog).
    Smear peanut butter on the cat........and watch him play with it.
    When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished by how much he'd learned in seven years. Mark Twain (apocryphal)

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    Quote Originally Posted by cwathne View Post
    fill one of these with peanut butter......hours of fun for the dog



    ....a buttplug?
    When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished by how much he'd learned in seven years. Mark Twain (apocryphal)

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    At least the dog kept my butt warm curled up against it last night. He's weird. He actually whines until you lift the covers and he burrows down there. Very confused dog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluevelo View Post
    At least the dog kept my butt warm curled up against it last night. He's weird. He actually whines until you lift the covers and fan away the fart fumes down there. Very confused dog.
    When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished by how much he'd learned in seven years. Mark Twain (apocryphal)

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluevelo View Post
    At least the dog kept my butt warm curled up against it last night. He's weird. He actually whines until you lift the covers and he burrows down there. Very confused dog.
    It waits until to you go sleep and gives you very nice dreams?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluevelo View Post
    Now he's growling at one of the cats, trying to get said cat to play. I think he's confused. (The dog).
    LOL...years ago I had a dog who would sneak up on the cat, then grab him by the tail and fling him, then run like hell as the cat gave chase. Funniest damn thing I ever saw.
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    Our dog likes to go to the dog park and there's a couple of his buddies there that he'll grab by the tail to slow 'em down when they're chasing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kommisar89 View Post
    LOL...years ago I had a dog who would sneak up on the cat, then grab him by the tail and fling him, then run like hell as the cat gave chase. Funniest damn thing I ever saw.
    sounds like monkey business
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