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Old 09-30-09, 12:18 PM   #176
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My gawd, I don't even rate a punch in the face! I suck...I'm so last year!
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Old 09-30-09, 12:22 PM   #177
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foo has become the jerry springer show.
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Old 09-30-09, 12:23 PM   #178
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I think it was all bull****, and even if it was in fact a true stiory its still a bunch of bull****, but you don't give a **** what we think....right?

you mean what you think? Or have you been bestowed the authority to speak for all of the foo.

were you entertained? It's a ****ed up story i can't share with any of my real friends, why not share here. But you right its bull****, heres a cat
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Old 09-30-09, 12:23 PM   #179
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your turn. Come up with something good for us.
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Old 09-30-09, 12:36 PM   #180
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foo has become the jerry springer show.
I knew I recognized you....the british cross-dresser with the red dress and black moobs!
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Old 09-30-09, 12:39 PM   #181
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This thread makes no sense any more, so heres......

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Old 09-30-09, 12:43 PM   #182
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This thread makes no sense any more, so heres......
agreed
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Old 09-30-09, 12:53 PM   #183
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Is that a McCain with a pancake on his head? BRILLIANT!
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Old 09-30-09, 12:58 PM   #184
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Is that a McCain with a pancake on his head? BRILLIANT!
Yup....there were others.

Cindy McCain


Sarah Palin


Barackattack
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Old 09-30-09, 01:00 PM   #185
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I detect some sexism and racism here...how come Sarah gets three pancakes and BarryO gets butter!
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Old 09-30-09, 01:17 PM   #186
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Everything's better with butter.
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Old 09-30-09, 01:46 PM   #187
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even a punch in the face
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Old 09-30-09, 01:48 PM   #188
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Yup....there were others.

Cindy McCain


Sarah Palin


Barackattack
that is some seriously funny **** right there

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Old 09-30-09, 01:48 PM   #189
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Old 09-30-09, 01:49 PM   #190
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Old 09-30-09, 01:54 PM   #191
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Everything's better.......with Blue Bonnet on it!
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Old 09-30-09, 03:21 PM   #192
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It stretches more than you'd think.
And he can flat out vouch for that, too.
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Old 09-30-09, 03:25 PM   #193
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ATM sex? I'm no Ron Jeremy, but even so there's no way I could fit in that little deposit slot.
*psst....it was supposed to be a silent "h", in "Tell'her", jsyk*
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Old 09-30-09, 03:26 PM   #194
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your turn. Come up with something good for us.
"i got pregnant after my sex change op". the father won't take responsibility but he will take a paternity test. Don't go away! We reveal the results right after the break.
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good point. (sniped for brevity) She jumps right on couch, we make out a bit.
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so let me get this straight, she jumped on couch, and you and (her?, or couch?)
made out and then you got punched, is that about right?
and where does Chip and Moobs fit into the story?
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Old 09-30-09, 04:06 PM   #196
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Oooh! The plot thickens!!!!
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Old 09-30-09, 04:12 PM   #197
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so let me get this straight, she jumped on couch, and you and (her?, or couch?)
made out and then you got punched, is that about right?
and where does Chip and Moobs fit into the story?
I thought you didn't want me to tell, Marty...something about those pics we took of you, me and the dental chair?
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Old 09-30-09, 04:47 PM   #198
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what I got was that Bones and Chipcom were making out and bones' girlfriend's dentist didn't like it so he made her boyfriend punch him in the moobs. but he missed and hit him in the face. and now they're getting married. I think that's close.
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Old 09-30-09, 04:57 PM   #199
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You forgot the part where Chipcom goes to the park after ingesting copious quantities of methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
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Old 09-30-09, 05:12 PM   #200
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I'm incredibly unsatisfied. I need more closure. Maybe you can describe the sound of the fist moving through the air, and then the actual impact? If we're not getting any pics, we'll need better sensory descriptions. Choose your words carefully if you include "taste".
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