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    I'm going to get punched in the face tonight

    So I made out with my buddy's fiance in a drunken haze. Now in order to save the friendship I've agreed to take a punch in the face.

    Not really looking forward to this, he has about 40lbs on me. I am looking forward to the resolution this punch in the face will bring.

    wish me luck
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    it's probably the least damaging if he hits you in the forehead.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    um....whatever happened to keeping it on the DL

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    make sure he gets you on the side of the face. bruising heals up fully but a broken nose is bad.
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    Doesn't sound like they're off to a good start. I hope they can work it out in a better way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChltCat View Post
    um....whatever happened to keeping it on the DL
    that's funny cause the only people who know are me, him, and the fiance... and you guys.

    He's agreed to not hit me in the mouth or nose. He has stated that he wants to KO me
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    Good luck with that. Better than getting kicked in the nuts I guess.
    Will he be punching his fiance in the face later on?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bones_mcbones View Post
    that's funny cause the only people who know are me, him, and the fiance... and you guys.

    He's agreed to not hit me in the mouth or nose. He has stated that he wants to KO me
    well in that case, do it on a mat or bed. falling on your head can be fatal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bones_mcbones View Post
    So I made out with my buddy's fiance in a drunken haze. Now in order to save the friendship I've agreed to take a punch in the face.

    Not really looking forward to this, he has about 40lbs on me. I am looking forward to the resolution this punch in the face will bring.

    wish me luck
    What is this? Grammar school?
    Unless you were holding a knife to her throat, his issue is with *her*, not you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Homebrew01 View Post
    Doesn't sound like they're off to a good start. I hope they can work it out in a better way.
    yeah, I totally though "is the fiance getting punched in the face too?" of course she isn't.

    He did some things, she did some things, I think they're even now. I doubt it will last 5 years.
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    Punching you in the face makes everything okay.

    That's funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coasting View Post
    well in that case, do it on a mat or bed. falling on your head can be fatal.
    we're doing it on top of a grassy hill. I doubt I'll be KO'd, I've taken hits before.
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    call me old, but i actually remember the days when full wasn't full of ****.

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    diagonal uppercut to the jaw will be KO.
    shakes the brain enough.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shimagnolo View Post
    What is this? Grammar school?
    Unless you were holding a knife to her throat, his issue is with *her*, not you.
    good point. I'll elaborate, we we're at a bachelor party with a stripper of which his fiance had no idea. a bunch of ladies including his fiance showed up at 2am. He kept the stripper secret even though she was still there and obviously a sketchy ho. We all end up going back to my buddies place and crashing, my friend stayed up and was hitting some really hard drugs. I end up on one side of a sectional with fiance on the other. I attempt a couple ass grabs but was brushed off. Friend ends up leaving this place, fiance tries and stops him, he leaves. She jumps right on my piece of couch, we make out a bit.

    Yeah I agree with you, she was taking revenge on him. I got caught in the middle, but my actions still warrent at least a punch in the face.
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    i call shenanigans. you just ripped that off from a jerry springer show.
    coasting, few quotes are worthy of him, and of those, even fewer printable in a family forum......quote 3alarmer

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    Are you claiming to be innocent? A real man would have respected the friend and the fiance and walked away from it all.

    You deserve more than a punch in the face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by botto View Post
    call me old, but i actually remember the days when full wasn't full of ****.
    He just needs attention and we gave it to him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coasting View Post
    i call shenanigans. you just ripped that off from a jerry springer show.
    oh it's all to real. maybe if you guys are lucky i'll post post-punch pics
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    Quote Originally Posted by Psycle_chic View Post
    Are you claiming to be innocent? A real man would have respected the friend and the fiance and walked away from it all.

    You deserve more than a punch in the face.
    I am not claiming innocents at all. I've agreed to punched in the face by a much larger man, it's going to ****ing hurt.

    that's the thing about binge drinking at a bachelor party, it ****s up your judgement.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Psycle_chic View Post
    He just needs attention and we gave it to him.
    i have a somewhat interesting story to spice up the foo and people just can't believe it. Okay go back to cat threads
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    Quote Originally Posted by coasting View Post
    i call shenanigans. you just ripped that off from a jerry springer show.
    I'm willing to believe him. I did a lot of really stupid crap when I drank; woke up with broken bones more times than I care to remember.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bones_mcbones View Post
    i have a somewhat interesting story to spice up the foo and people just can't believe it. Okay go back to cat threads
    no more cats. please
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    Here's what I would do, if I were you. Tell your buddy to walk away from his fiance. Obviously, if they both did stuff, they are not really that committed to each other. Tell your buddy you did him a favor. If he still wants to punch you in the face, tell him to f off and then go get a new friend.

    You're all dumbasses. The marriage won't last long and neither will your friendship, even if you do get punched in the face.

    This is not how adults deal with situations like these which is what makes it that obvious none of you are.

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