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    Your over thinking it. She's heard so many of your jokes that she beat you to the punch line.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    I work with robots that require 440 volts of electricity.
    I'm still trying to make the connection between the robots and sex swing.
    I love pho long time.

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    WTF is that smell? crackerjab's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big_e View Post
    I'm still trying to make the connection between the robots and sex swing.
    Me too. I can't get the wiring right.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    maybe she thinks you're being a little selfish in asking to bring all that stuff....go out and buy your own pina colada mix
    Quote Originally Posted by Nota View Post
    Well the look on its face is rather.................wait for it.....................wait for it....................emu-sing.

    Oh, you knew that was coming!

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    I'm guessing she figures your building something outside, since you didn't mention any lube in that list.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    I'm guessing she figures your building something outside, since you didn't mention any lube in that list.
    I honestly don't know why that made me laugh so hard
    Quote Originally Posted by Nota View Post
    Well the look on its face is rather.................wait for it.....................wait for it....................emu-sing.

    Oh, you knew that was coming!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    I'm guessing she figures your building something outside, since you didn't mention any lube in that list.
    Well, if done properly.... you know what, never mind.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    Well, if done properly.... you know what, never mind.
    oh, please, don't stop!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    oh, please, don't stop!
    that's what she said!
    Quote Originally Posted by Nota View Post
    Well the look on its face is rather.................wait for it.....................wait for it....................emu-sing.

    Oh, you knew that was coming!

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    I recently asked a question to a lovely female friend of mine and this is what was spawned in the line of questioning...
    Her: What should I bring?
    Me: jumper cables, a car battery, a sex swing, a ball gag, a 440 volt generator, and a pina colada
    Her: a pina colada? really?


    Are there lines to be read between here?
    At least you were smart enough not to pick "margarita". Wouldn't want to get charged with "a salt & battery", would you? That would be a bad ohmen.
    When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished by how much he'd learned in seven years. Mark Twain (apocryphal)

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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    I would be concerned about getting a nasty burn from the jumper cables.
    That's why you connect them to your nipple-piercings, BEFORE connecting to the jumper battery. Any sparks that fly after that, are strictly of the emotional connection type.
    When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished by how much he'd learned in seven years. Mark Twain (apocryphal)

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    I recently asked a question to a lovely female friend of mine and this is what was spawned in the line of questioning...
    Her: What should I bring?
    Me: jumper cables, a car battery, a sex swing, a ball gag, a 440 volt generator, and a pina colada
    Her: a pina colada? really?


    Are there lines to be read between here?
    Quote Originally Posted by RedZone View Post
    Just curious, what was your original question to the female friend that spawned that line of questioning?
    "Wanna come to an auto-asphyxiation party at my house?"
    When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished by how much he'd learned in seven years. Mark Twain (apocryphal)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nota View Post
    At least you were smart enough not to pick "margarita". Wouldn't want to get charged with "a salt & battery", would you? That would be a bad ohmen.
    wow...now that's just bad
    Quote Originally Posted by Nota View Post
    Well the look on its face is rather.................wait for it.....................wait for it....................emu-sing.

    Oh, you knew that was coming!

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