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Old 10-06-09, 05:10 AM   #26
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Your over thinking it. She's heard so many of your jokes that she beat you to the punch line.

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Old 10-06-09, 05:42 AM   #27
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I work with robots that require 440 volts of electricity.
I'm still trying to make the connection between the robots and sex swing.
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Old 10-06-09, 05:53 AM   #28
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I'm still trying to make the connection between the robots and sex swing.
Me too. I can't get the wiring right.
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Old 10-06-09, 06:22 AM   #29
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maybe she thinks you're being a little selfish in asking to bring all that stuff....go out and buy your own pina colada mix
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Old 10-06-09, 06:25 AM   #30
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I'm guessing she figures your building something outside, since you didn't mention any lube in that list.
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Old 10-06-09, 06:32 AM   #31
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I'm guessing she figures your building something outside, since you didn't mention any lube in that list.
I honestly don't know why that made me laugh so hard
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Old 10-06-09, 06:38 AM   #32
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I'm guessing she figures your building something outside, since you didn't mention any lube in that list.
Well, if done properly.... you know what, never mind.
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Old 10-06-09, 06:39 AM   #33
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Well, if done properly.... you know what, never mind.
oh, please, don't stop!
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Old 10-06-09, 06:49 AM   #34
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oh, please, don't stop!
that's what she said!
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Old 10-06-09, 10:30 AM   #35
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I recently asked a question to a lovely female friend of mine and this is what was spawned in the line of questioning...
Her: What should I bring?
Me: jumper cables, a car battery, a sex swing, a ball gag, a 440 volt generator, and a pina colada
Her: a pina colada? really?


Are there lines to be read between here?
At least you were smart enough not to pick "margarita". Wouldn't want to get charged with "a salt & battery", would you? That would be a bad ohmen.
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Old 10-06-09, 10:38 AM   #36
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I would be concerned about getting a nasty burn from the jumper cables.
That's why you connect them to your nipple-piercings, BEFORE connecting to the jumper battery. Any sparks that fly after that, are strictly of the emotional connection type.
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Old 10-06-09, 10:43 AM   #37
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I recently asked a question to a lovely female friend of mine and this is what was spawned in the line of questioning...
Her: What should I bring?
Me: jumper cables, a car battery, a sex swing, a ball gag, a 440 volt generator, and a pina colada
Her: a pina colada? really?


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Just curious, what was your original question to the female friend that spawned that line of questioning?
"Wanna come to an auto-asphyxiation party at my house?"
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Old 10-06-09, 11:07 AM   #38
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At least you were smart enough not to pick "margarita". Wouldn't want to get charged with "a salt & battery", would you? That would be a bad ohmen.
wow...now that's just bad
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