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crackerjab 10-05-09 06:30 PM

Reading between the lines...
 
I recently asked a question to a lovely female friend of mine and this is what was spawned in the line of questioning...
Her: What should I bring?
Me: jumper cables, a car battery, a sex swing, a ball gag, a 440 volt generator, and a pina colada
Her: a pina colada? really?


Are there lines to be read between here?

ChltCat 10-05-09 06:34 PM

well, it depends...was the foo foo drink for you, her, or was it to serve another purpose?

crackerjab 10-05-09 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChltCat (Post 9804156)
well, it depends...was the foo foo drink for you, her, or was it to serve another purpose?

The drink was for me. So maybe that's where the issue lies.

ChltCat 10-05-09 06:37 PM

hmmm....do you want an umbrella in it or no....

USAZorro 10-05-09 06:38 PM

Any chance she doesn't know what any of the other things are?

crackerjab 10-05-09 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by USAZorro (Post 9804179)
Any chance she doesn't know what any of the other things are?

It's possible, but I'm not ready to humor that idea yet.

DX-MAN 10-05-09 06:42 PM

The biggest unspoken question is: Are you Ready?

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO -- I SAID -- ARRRRE YOOOUUUU RRRREAADY?!?!??!?!

(ok, thru channeling DX)

So you can talk the talk...can you walk the walk? Time to find out.

ChltCat 10-05-09 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DX-MAN (Post 9804194)
The biggest unspoken question is: Are you Ready?

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO -- I SAID -- ARRRRE YOOOUUUU RRRREAADY?!?!??!?!

(ok, thru channeling DX)

So you can talk the talk...can you walk the walk? Time to find out.

that response scared me a little

so crackerjab...what exactly is the generator for...

crackerjab 10-05-09 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChltCat (Post 9804223)
that response scared me a little

so crackerjab...what exactly is the generator for...

I work with robots that require 440 volts of electricity.

ChltCat 10-05-09 06:57 PM

good lord...what kind of girls do you date?

Timber_8 10-05-09 07:10 PM

Your a little kinky aren't you

StupidlyBrave 10-05-09 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crackerjab (Post 9804244)
I work with robots that require 440 volts of electricity.

Shocking...

Hickeydog 10-05-09 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Timber_8 (Post 9804347)
Your a little kinky aren't you

And that separates him from the rest of us how???

<3 2 Ride 10-05-09 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hickeydog (Post 9804471)
And that separates him from the rest of us how???

:roflmao2:

Wordbiker 10-05-09 07:40 PM

She was thinking, "He said Pina Colada without also saying strap-on? Oh well, I have an extra."

ChltCat 10-05-09 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Timber_8 (Post 9804347)
Your a little kinky aren't you

I think little is an understatement

c0urt 10-05-09 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wordbiker (Post 9804551)
She was thinking, "He said Pina Colada without also saying strap-on? Oh well, I have an extra."

pina colada could be the name of her strap on.
sounds better than "big blacky"

crackerjab 10-05-09 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by c0urt (Post 9804648)
pina colada could be the name of her strap on.
sounds better than "big blacky"

Joke overload.

CbadRider 10-05-09 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crackerjab (Post 9804126)
I recently asked a question to a lovely female friend of mine and this is what was spawned in the line of questioning...
Her: What should I bring?
Me: jumper cables, a car battery, a sex swing, a ball gag, a 440 volt generator, and a pina colada
Her: a pina colada? really?


Are there lines to be read between here?

I would be concerned about getting a nasty burn from the jumper cables.

c0urt 10-05-09 09:00 PM

Sorry, I try to had sometimes :-D
I still give free hugs

RedZone 10-05-09 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crackerjab (Post 9804126)
I recently asked a question to a lovely female friend of mine and this is what was spawned in the line of questioning...
Her: What should I bring?
Me: jumper cables, a car battery, a sex swing, a ball gag, a 440 volt generator, and a pina colada
Her: a pina colada? really?


Are there lines to be read between here?

Just curious, what was your original question to the female friend that spawned that line of questioning?

mustang1 10-05-09 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DX-MAN (Post 9804194)
The biggest unspoken question is: Are you Ready?

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO -- I SAID -- ARRRRE YOOOUUUU RRRREAADY?!?!??!?!

(ok, thru channeling DX)

So you can talk the talk...can you walk the walk? Time to find out.

Where did this expression ever originate from?

Timber_8 10-06-09 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hickeydog (Post 9804471)
And that separates him from the rest of us how???

good point

Nota 10-06-09 05:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wordbiker (Post 9804551)
She was thinking, "He said Pina Colada without also saying getting caught in the rain? Oh well, I have some Bobby McFerrin on cassette."

Rupert Holmes'd it for ya.

crackerjab 10-06-09 05:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedZone (Post 9805111)
Just curious, what was your original question to the female friend that spawned that line of questioning?

Me: What time are you coming over?
Her: 7, do I need to bring anything?

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