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Old 10-05-09, 06:30 PM   #1
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Reading between the lines...

I recently asked a question to a lovely female friend of mine and this is what was spawned in the line of questioning...
Her: What should I bring?
Me: jumper cables, a car battery, a sex swing, a ball gag, a 440 volt generator, and a pina colada
Her: a pina colada? really?


Are there lines to be read between here?
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well, it depends...was the foo foo drink for you, her, or was it to serve another purpose?
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well, it depends...was the foo foo drink for you, her, or was it to serve another purpose?
The drink was for me. So maybe that's where the issue lies.
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hmmm....do you want an umbrella in it or no....
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Any chance she doesn't know what any of the other things are?
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Any chance she doesn't know what any of the other things are?
It's possible, but I'm not ready to humor that idea yet.
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The biggest unspoken question is: Are you Ready?

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO -- I SAID -- ARRRRE YOOOUUUU RRRREAADY?!?!??!?!

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So you can talk the talk...can you walk the walk? Time to find out.
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The biggest unspoken question is: Are you Ready?

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So you can talk the talk...can you walk the walk? Time to find out.
that response scared me a little

so crackerjab...what exactly is the generator for...
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that response scared me a little

so crackerjab...what exactly is the generator for...
I work with robots that require 440 volts of electricity.
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good lord...what kind of girls do you date?
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Your a little kinky aren't you
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And that separates him from the rest of us how???
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She was thinking, "He said Pina Colada without also saying strap-on? Oh well, I have an extra."
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I think little is an understatement
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She was thinking, "He said Pina Colada without also saying strap-on? Oh well, I have an extra."
pina colada could be the name of her strap on.
sounds better than "big blacky"
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pina colada could be the name of her strap on.
sounds better than "big blacky"
Joke overload.
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I recently asked a question to a lovely female friend of mine and this is what was spawned in the line of questioning...
Her: What should I bring?
Me: jumper cables, a car battery, a sex swing, a ball gag, a 440 volt generator, and a pina colada
Her: a pina colada? really?


Are there lines to be read between here?
I would be concerned about getting a nasty burn from the jumper cables.
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I recently asked a question to a lovely female friend of mine and this is what was spawned in the line of questioning...
Her: What should I bring?
Me: jumper cables, a car battery, a sex swing, a ball gag, a 440 volt generator, and a pina colada
Her: a pina colada? really?


Are there lines to be read between here?
Just curious, what was your original question to the female friend that spawned that line of questioning?
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The biggest unspoken question is: Are you Ready?

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO -- I SAID -- ARRRRE YOOOUUUU RRRREAADY?!?!??!?!

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So you can talk the talk...can you walk the walk? Time to find out.
Where did this expression ever originate from?
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And that separates him from the rest of us how???
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She was thinking, "He said Pina Colada without also saying getting caught in the rain? Oh well, I have some Bobby McFerrin on cassette."
Rupert Holmes'd it for ya.
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Just curious, what was your original question to the female friend that spawned that line of questioning?
Me: What time are you coming over?
Her: 7, do I need to bring anything?

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