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    WTF is that smell? crackerjab's Avatar
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    Reading between the lines...

    I recently asked a question to a lovely female friend of mine and this is what was spawned in the line of questioning...
    Her: What should I bring?
    Me: jumper cables, a car battery, a sex swing, a ball gag, a 440 volt generator, and a pina colada
    Her: a pina colada? really?


    Are there lines to be read between here?
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    well, it depends...was the foo foo drink for you, her, or was it to serve another purpose?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChltCat View Post
    well, it depends...was the foo foo drink for you, her, or was it to serve another purpose?
    The drink was for me. So maybe that's where the issue lies.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    hmmm....do you want an umbrella in it or no....
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    Well the look on its face is rather.................wait for it.....................wait for it....................emu-sing.

    Oh, you knew that was coming!

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    Any chance she doesn't know what any of the other things are?
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAZorro View Post
    Any chance she doesn't know what any of the other things are?
    It's possible, but I'm not ready to humor that idea yet.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    The biggest unspoken question is: Are you Ready?

    NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO -- I SAID -- ARRRRE YOOOUUUU RRRREAADY?!?!??!?!

    (ok, thru channeling DX)

    So you can talk the talk...can you walk the walk? Time to find out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DX-MAN View Post
    The biggest unspoken question is: Are you Ready?

    NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO -- I SAID -- ARRRRE YOOOUUUU RRRREAADY?!?!??!?!

    (ok, thru channeling DX)

    So you can talk the talk...can you walk the walk? Time to find out.
    that response scared me a little

    so crackerjab...what exactly is the generator for...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChltCat View Post
    that response scared me a little

    so crackerjab...what exactly is the generator for...
    I work with robots that require 440 volts of electricity.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    good lord...what kind of girls do you date?
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    Your a little kinky aren't you
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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    I work with robots that require 440 volts of electricity.
    Shocking...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timber_8 View Post
    Your a little kinky aren't you
    And that separates him from the rest of us how???
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    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hickeydog View Post
    And that separates him from the rest of us how???
    When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace. - Jimi Hendrix

    Life is what happens to you while you are busy making other plans. - John Lennon


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    She was thinking, "He said Pina Colada without also saying strap-on? Oh well, I have an extra."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timber_8 View Post
    Your a little kinky aren't you
    I think little is an understatement
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    Well the look on its face is rather.................wait for it.....................wait for it....................emu-sing.

    Oh, you knew that was coming!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    She was thinking, "He said Pina Colada without also saying strap-on? Oh well, I have an extra."
    pina colada could be the name of her strap on.
    sounds better than "big blacky"
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    Quote Originally Posted by c0urt View Post
    pina colada could be the name of her strap on.
    sounds better than "big blacky"
    Joke overload.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    I recently asked a question to a lovely female friend of mine and this is what was spawned in the line of questioning...
    Her: What should I bring?
    Me: jumper cables, a car battery, a sex swing, a ball gag, a 440 volt generator, and a pina colada
    Her: a pina colada? really?


    Are there lines to be read between here?
    I would be concerned about getting a nasty burn from the jumper cables.
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    Sorry, I try to had sometimes :-D
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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    I recently asked a question to a lovely female friend of mine and this is what was spawned in the line of questioning...
    Her: What should I bring?
    Me: jumper cables, a car battery, a sex swing, a ball gag, a 440 volt generator, and a pina colada
    Her: a pina colada? really?


    Are there lines to be read between here?
    Just curious, what was your original question to the female friend that spawned that line of questioning?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DX-MAN View Post
    The biggest unspoken question is: Are you Ready?

    NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO -- I SAID -- ARRRRE YOOOUUUU RRRREAADY?!?!??!?!

    (ok, thru channeling DX)

    So you can talk the talk...can you walk the walk? Time to find out.
    Where did this expression ever originate from?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hickeydog View Post
    And that separates him from the rest of us how???
    good point
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    She was thinking, "He said Pina Colada without also saying getting caught in the rain? Oh well, I have some Bobby McFerrin on cassette."
    Rupert Holmes'd it for ya.
    When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished by how much he'd learned in seven years.” Mark Twain (apocryphal)

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedZone View Post
    Just curious, what was your original question to the female friend that spawned that line of questioning?
    Me: What time are you coming over?
    Her: 7, do I need to bring anything?

    ...
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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