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    shaken, not stirred. gnome's Avatar
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    Happy 30th Birfday crackerjab

    Have a happy birthday. Just don't beat down too many RC helicopter salesmen.


    Here is a small cake for you.
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    Hey wait for me!!!! I'm coming to the party - hold on - can someone hold the door and Ooooppsss

    hehe

    sorry didn't see CJ standing there, um Happy Birthday?


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    Happy Birthday!!!

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    off to Candy Mountain! ChltCat's Avatar
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    Happy 30th assface Your present this year is way better than what I got you last year
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    Well the look on its face is rather.................wait for it.....................wait for it....................emu-sing.

    Oh, you knew that was coming!

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    Hey CJ, hope you have a great birthday.
    Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure
    that you are not, in fact, just surrounding yourself with azzholes. -- William Gibson

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    I caught you a delicious bass



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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mariah View Post
    Transcendental enumeration.

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    WTF is that smell? crackerjab's Avatar
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    Is it weird that I'm going to be jumping out of my own cake?
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    WTF is that smell? crackerjab's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChltCat View Post
    Happy 30th assface Your present this year is way better than what I got you last year
    Like a pint of shut the hell up?
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Squirrelly Member trsidn's Avatar
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    If you are doing your own lapdance, I'd start to worry.
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    Transcendental enumeration.

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    WTF is that smell? crackerjab's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by trsidn View Post
    If you are doing your own lapdance, I'd start to worry.
    Like that scene from Silence of the Lambs?
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Found my way <3 2 Ride's Avatar
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    Happy Birthday.
    When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace. - Jimi Hendrix

    Life is what happens to you while you are busy making other plans. - John Lennon


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    Bicycle Repair Man !!! Sixty Fiver's Avatar
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    30... now he can date 22 year old women (and men if he chooses).

    I am using the current age / 2 + 7 rule and am so happy my oldest daughter is only going to be 12 next week.

    Tomorrow I will be able to date 29 year olds.


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    30? no more excuses for immature pranks. life is over.
    coasting, few quotes are worthy of him, and of those, even fewer printable in a family forum......quote 3alarmer

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    Bicycle Repair Man !!! Sixty Fiver's Avatar
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    I wonder how old I will have to be to date Crackerjab ?

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    that is not a pleasant thought. you're going to have nightmares tonight.
    coasting, few quotes are worthy of him, and of those, even fewer printable in a family forum......quote 3alarmer

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    Squirrelly Member trsidn's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    Like that scene from Silence of the Lambs?
    See? You're worried now, too...
    Quote Originally Posted by Mariah View Post
    Transcendental enumeration.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coasting View Post
    30? no more excuses for immature pranks. life is over.


    Happy birthday you crazy nutter!

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    I turned 8 the day you were born. My 13 yr old step-daughter just wished me a 'Happy Drunk Day'.

    Us astrologically* confused people will one day rule the planet.

    *Some zodiac charts have the 23rd of Oct. as Libra, while others Scorpio.
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    off to Candy Mountain! ChltCat's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    Like a pint of shut the hell up?
    are you making a comparison...or asking me if I'd like a pint of that?
    Quote Originally Posted by Nota View Post
    Well the look on its face is rather.................wait for it.....................wait for it....................emu-sing.

    Oh, you knew that was coming!

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    BF's Level 12 Wizard SingingSabre's Avatar
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    Happy birthday! Enjoy coming out of the cake.
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    Obviously, the guy's like a 12th level white wizard or something. His mere presence is a danger to mortals.

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    Happy Bday Mr. Shy and Reserved!

    I've never seen anyone jump out of a fruitcake.

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Happy Birthday!!
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    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    What is a jsharr?
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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    Is it weird that I'm going to be jumping out of my own cake?
    Pix or it didn't happen. Just Say'in.

    Couch

    P.S. Happy birthday you crazy nut job!
    This thread needs more Chipcom!

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