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    Kaffee Nazi danarnold's Avatar
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    How can you tell when you've been with the same girlfriend too long?

    1. She starts using your own lines against you.
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    Can you be specific?

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    No, that just means you need new lines.
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    She says something like "How can you tell your boyfriend is dead?"

    "The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up in the sink."

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    You haven't been with the same GF long enough until she gets annoyed to the point where she superglue's the seat down on the toilet.
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    Ride what and in what manner pleases you. Those that mind don't matter, and those that matter don't mind. srsly.
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    i dated a girl long enough, we started wearing each others clothes, and no one noticed.
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    I never 'dated' anybody that long; more than about six months, we ended up married.

    It's pretty simple -- the things you used to think were cute and attractive now repulse and aggravate you.

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    How about, when you don't want her to be your girlfriend anymore ?

    Of course... that could either mean a break up or a proposal is in the works.

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    All I know is when she starts to complain I ask her if she's forgotten where the door is. She just laughs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by danarnold View Post
    All I know is when she starts to complain I ask her if she's forgotten where the door is. She just laughs.
    Is it her house?

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    When her family can recall memories that you've long-forgotten...and she's in them
    Ride more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GP View Post
    Is it her house?
    You're kidding.

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    When there's a ring on your finger and you aren't getting as much nooky as you used to.
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    1. When the wrong name she shouts during sex is a guy bud you havent been tight with in a few years.
    2. That it's not as tight as it used to be. The sure way to know it's too long is if she stops caring enough to do her daily kegel exercises.
    3. It's always too long. Prince said it best "love 'em and leave 'em fast"

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    when you wake up next to a skeleton in your bed, you've been with her too long.

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    When you have to beg for sex?

    Oh - wait. That's at the beginning of the relationship... just kind of goes downhill from there...


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    You guys have to beg for that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    You guys have to beg for that?
    I was thinking the same.
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    When you start threads like these?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    You guys have to beg for that?
    Well, not as long as both hands aren't gripping the computer mouse at the same time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TechKnowGN View Post
    1. When the wrong name she shouts during sex is a guy bud you havent been tight with in a few years.
    2. That it's not as tight as it used to be. The sure way to know it's too long is if she stops caring enough to do her daily kegel exercises.
    3. It's always too long. Prince said it best "love 'em and leave 'em fast"
    Didn't you just get married?
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    When she says "Is that all?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluevelo View Post
    When you're asleep before she says "Is that all?"
    FIFY.

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    Quote Originally Posted by modovincere View Post
    fify.
    nttawwt

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    When the only time she screams during sex...


    ...is when you walk in on her.

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