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Old 10-25-09, 05:21 PM   #1
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How can you tell when you've been with the same girlfriend too long?

1. She starts using your own lines against you.
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Old 10-25-09, 05:26 PM   #2
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Can you be specific?
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No, that just means you need new lines.
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Old 10-25-09, 05:30 PM   #4
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She says something like "How can you tell your boyfriend is dead?"

"The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up in the sink."
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Old 10-25-09, 05:32 PM   #5
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You haven't been with the same GF long enough until she gets annoyed to the point where she superglue's the seat down on the toilet.
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Old 10-25-09, 06:56 PM   #6
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i dated a girl long enough, we started wearing each others clothes, and no one noticed.
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Old 10-25-09, 07:54 PM   #7
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I never 'dated' anybody that long; more than about six months, we ended up married.

It's pretty simple -- the things you used to think were cute and attractive now repulse and aggravate you.
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How about, when you don't want her to be your girlfriend anymore ?

Of course... that could either mean a break up or a proposal is in the works.
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All I know is when she starts to complain I ask her if she's forgotten where the door is. She just laughs.
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All I know is when she starts to complain I ask her if she's forgotten where the door is. She just laughs.
Is it her house?
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When her family can recall memories that you've long-forgotten...and she's in them
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Old 10-25-09, 08:37 PM   #12
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When there's a ring on your finger and you aren't getting as much nooky as you used to.
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1. When the wrong name she shouts during sex is a guy bud you havent been tight with in a few years.
2. That it's not as tight as it used to be. The sure way to know it's too long is if she stops caring enough to do her daily kegel exercises.
3. It's always too long. Prince said it best "love 'em and leave 'em fast"
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Old 10-26-09, 11:03 AM   #15
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when you wake up next to a skeleton in your bed, you've been with her too long.
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Old 10-26-09, 11:04 AM   #16
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When you have to beg for sex?

Oh - wait. That's at the beginning of the relationship... just kind of goes downhill from there...

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Old 10-26-09, 11:09 AM   #17
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You guys have to beg for that?
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Old 10-26-09, 11:17 AM   #18
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You guys have to beg for that?
I was thinking the same.
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Old 10-26-09, 11:36 AM   #19
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When you start threads like these?
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Well, not as long as both hands aren't gripping the computer mouse at the same time.
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Old 10-26-09, 01:19 PM   #21
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1. When the wrong name she shouts during sex is a guy bud you havent been tight with in a few years.
2. That it's not as tight as it used to be. The sure way to know it's too long is if she stops caring enough to do her daily kegel exercises.
3. It's always too long. Prince said it best "love 'em and leave 'em fast"
Didn't you just get married?
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Old 10-26-09, 01:29 PM   #22
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When she says "Is that all?"
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When you're asleep before she says "Is that all?"
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When the only time she screams during sex...


...is when you walk in on her.
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