I was going to say something ..... but I changed my mind.
Bikes: Old steel race bikes, old Cannondale race bikes, less old Cannondale race bike, crappy old mtn bike
Homebrew, Me too.
It's a lot easier for me to use my imagination watching the female version.
There are so many ways to respond to this.
Skinny arms.... ugggghhh
So you're not riding a Cannondale?
Would three times a day be enough?
Two wheels good. Four wheels bad.
It's all about "dynamic inertia" .
It's kinda funny, but I wouldn't be surprised if it does confer some benefit.
The search for inner peace continues...
Seen the one for wimmen - bout darn time they got one out there for the mens!
do they make handlebar adapters?
My answer would be to just get a heavier bike and carry it up 2 flights of stairs once in a while. Or a dog who really likes to pull. Either one is less embarrassing than that... thing.
Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.