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    Portland Fred banerjek's Avatar
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    Banned from baby sitting

    All I did was tell my co-worker's little girl, "what ever you do, don't ever clean the toilet with Mommy's toothbrush, even if it looks like the bristles would get all the stuff off the sides..."

    Mom turned to me and told me I wouldn't be babysitting her kid. Go figure. I figured mom wouldn't be happy if the little girl did that, so it seemed wise to make that clear

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    Hated the baby sitting that bad, did ya?
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Portland Fred banerjek's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Hated the baby sitting that bad, did ya?
    Actually, I love kids despite the fact I don't have any and they usually like me. However, people with a low tolerance for mischief would consider me a bad influence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by banerjek View Post
    All I did was tell my co-worker's little girl, "what ever you do, don't ever clean the toilet with Mommy's toothbrush, even if it looks like the bristles would get all the stuff off the sides..."

    Mom turned to me and told me I wouldn't be babysitting her kid. Go figure. I figured mom wouldn't be happy if the little girl did that, so it seemed wise to make that clear
    Your mom is your co-worker? how nice!

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    Some people have no sense of humor.

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    what you want to do is make heavily disguised hints about where babies come from and then ask them to ask mummy or daddy to explain. mummy and daddy get very very uncomfortable and usually try to shut you up.
    coasting, few quotes are worthy of him, and of those, even fewer printable in a family forum......quote 3alarmer

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    Or you teach them the time-honoured game of repeating everything you say. Fun for all ages!
    Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.
    ~ Oscar Wilde

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    You know that little strip of space behind the door where you can see into the refrigerator
    when somebody opens it? Don't ever put your fingers in there...
    Also don't ever blow into an ashtray.

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    When my oldest was little, he and I had waited for way too long for my wife to come out of a store that she was going to run into for "just a minute." Back in those days, he followed instructions very well. I told him to go into the store and say, "Mom, are you coming or just breathing hard?" The wife was not impressed.

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    Portland Fred banerjek's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikewille View Post
    Also don't ever blow into an ashtray.
    The problem is no one smokes anymore, especially where you find kids. I may have also mentioned to the little girl that she should not put eggs inside peoples' shoes....

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    Little Amy, you and I are gonna have so much fun! First thing I am going to do is teach you all the words that are considered bad, so you can recognize them and run and repeat...err...report them to your Mommy whenever you see them!

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