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Old 10-29-09, 12:00 PM   #1
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Is this casket big enough for 2?

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Old 10-29-09, 12:04 PM   #2
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I bet you could fit two average-sized adults in there, if you weren't too fussy about placement.

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Old 10-29-09, 12:08 PM   #3
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Hey Arti. Hell! I wouldn't mind being buried with my SO! Never know, there may be sex in the afterlife!
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Old 10-29-09, 12:31 PM   #4
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What...no blu-ray?!
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Old 10-29-09, 12:35 PM   #5
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unless its made from 853, I aint interested.
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Old 10-29-09, 12:38 PM   #6
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What are 2 people going to be doing in front of the Lady de Guadalupe?
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Old 10-29-09, 12:39 PM   #7
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Who would buy a casket at WalMart?
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Old 10-29-09, 12:41 PM   #8
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Every casket I have ever been buried in has come from WalMart.
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Every casket I have ever been buried in has come from WalMart.
I get mine in bulk from Sam's Club. It saves a substantial amount of money in the long run.
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Is this casket big enough for 2?
two road cycling forum posters? sure.

two foo posters?
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Old 10-29-09, 01:07 PM   #11
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I'm interested in knowing more about this "Half-couch design" they have going on. Does that mean I can use it in my living room next to the loveseat? what a great way to get your moneys worth!
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Old 10-29-09, 01:30 PM   #12
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I think it's the only thing at WM that's made in the US.
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Old 10-29-09, 01:45 PM   #13
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two road cycling forum posters? sure.

two foo posters?
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Old 10-29-09, 01:48 PM   #14
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ha!
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Due to FTC regulations, Walmart.com can only accept a return of a casket, urn or memorial jewelry due to freight or cosmetic damage from shipping. Walmart stores cannot accept the return of any casket or urn.
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Is it big enough for what?
I have ****ed in some pretty small places.
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Who would buy a casket at WalMart?
The ones that Costco sells are much nicer.
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Read the Q's section.
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Made of Superior Grade 18-gauge steel, Lady de Guadalupe's exterior is hand-painted by experienced craftsman in an exquisite slate blue metallic color, complemented with individual appliqués of the Lady de Guadalupe. The interior bedding, so soft to the touch, is sewn and gathered by hand in a sky-blue chalet crepe adorned by an embroidered figure of the Lady de Guadalupe. High-polished hardware and carry bars for easy handling complete this religious-themed edition.

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Old 10-29-09, 02:11 PM   #18
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Is it big enough for what?
I have ****ed in some pretty small places.
you've dieted in small places? i didn't know you needed a big place to go on a diet. if anything, trying to stuff yourself and one other person in there would be motivation to stop eating so many cheezies.
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That casket isn't big enough for one normal walmart customer!
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Old 10-29-09, 03:01 PM   #21
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I wonder if they'll do commercials showing the casket prices going down... you know, with the little smiley face. That would be cool.
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It's equally as odd that you can put it on layaway.
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Since I post in both foo and a road cycling apparently I can fit myself and half of someone else.
Though road cycling is amazingly boring lately.
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Since I post in both foo and a road cycling apparently I can fit myself and half of someone else.
Though road cycling is amazingly boring lately.
Just go start a SRAM/Shimano/Campy flame war.
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Just go start a SRAM/Shimano/Campy flame war.
This is one of many reasons I don't go there anymore.
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