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    I double-dawg dare you to...

    ...go ahead and ask chipcom any freakin thing.

    You better stay away from him, he'll rip your lungs out Jim!
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    I'd like to meet your tailor

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    Why would I want to ask YOU any thing? You don't know squat!
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    hey chipcom

    how'd you like your stint as a mod?

    did you see that werewolf at the bar drinkin a pina colada? his hair was perfect

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    Quote Originally Posted by skijor View Post
    I'd like to meet your tailor
    That wasn't a question. Good dog, nancy.

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    Why would I want to ask YOU any thing? You don't know squat!
    You answered your own question, bug breath. Ain't you got some wood to be knawing?

    Quote Originally Posted by pedex View Post
    hey chipcom

    how'd you like your stint as a mod?

    did you see that werewolf at the bar drinkin a pina colada? his hair was perfect
    like the military, politics and law enforcement, I did my turn and learned that no honest person should make a career out of it.

    That wasn't just any bar, it was Trader Vic's - stick to economics...fatty markets needs a good tutor.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    What really happens if you put the lime in the coconut?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    {jumping songs** Send lawyers guns and money, the **** has hit the fan!
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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom View Post
    You answered your own question, bug breath. Ain't you got some wood to be knawing?
    Only if my spell checker broke on me.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    What really happens if you put the lime in the coconut?
    drink them both together and call me in the morning
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by Engyo View Post
    {jumping songs** Send lawyers guns and money, the **** has hit the fan!
    Your Dad ain't gonna get you out of this, junior.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    He was lookin for a place called lee ** fuks

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    Quote Originally Posted by grueling View Post
    He was lookin for a place called lee ** fuks
    get yourself a big dish of beef chow mein and gtf out of my thread
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    The Site Administrator: Currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes,please contact my assistnt admins for forum issues Tom Stormcrowe's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom View Post
    get yourself a big dish of beef chow mein and gtf out of my thread
    on light duty due to illness; please contact my assistants for forum issues. They are Siu Blue Wind, or CbadRider or the other 3 star folk. I am currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes. I am making good progress, happily.


    . “He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.”- Fredrick Nietzsche

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    Ha! I'd like to meet his tailor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Stormcrowe View Post
    your god status won't protect you here, bearded one, I am the god of snark...behold and wonder!
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Infamous Member chipcom's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    Ha! I'd like to meet his tailor.
    Ned the Wino died a few years back...but thanks for reminding me, Mr. Life of the Party.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    The Site Administrator: Currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes,please contact my assistnt admins for forum issues Tom Stormcrowe's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom View Post
    your god status won't protect you here, bearded one, I am the god of snark...behold and wonder!
    Good thing I like ya, huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by oakback View Post
    Double dare? I'd like to take the physical challenge.
    it's not a double dare, it's a double dawg dare.

    YOU CAN'T HANDLE A DOUBLE DAWG DARE, RALPHIE!
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Stormcrowe View Post
    Good thing I like ya, huh?
    bet you say that to all the guys who dress like girls
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Stormcrowe View Post



    Tick tock ...tick tock ...tick tock
    May you live long, live strong, and live happy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom View Post
    bet you say that to all the guys who dress like girls
    wait! your a guy
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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    wait! your a guy
    only when I'm not a girl...
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom View Post
    only when I'm not a girl...
    whatever, as long as you take it like a man.
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    I know you went home with a waitress, the way you always do. What I want to know is, was she with the Russians, too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom View Post
    like the military, politics and law enforcement, I did my turn and learned that no honest person should make a career out of it.
    sounds like you would fit right in. A suitable career for life for you then.
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