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Old 10-30-09, 11:27 AM   #1
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I double-dawg dare you to...

...go ahead and ask chipcom any freakin thing.

You better stay away from him, he'll rip your lungs out Jim!
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I'd like to meet your tailor
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Why would I want to ask YOU any thing? You don't know squat!
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hey chipcom

how'd you like your stint as a mod?

did you see that werewolf at the bar drinkin a pina colada? his hair was perfect
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Old 10-30-09, 11:45 AM   #5
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That wasn't a question. Good dog, nancy.

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You answered your own question, bug breath. Ain't you got some wood to be knawing?

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hey chipcom

how'd you like your stint as a mod?

did you see that werewolf at the bar drinkin a pina colada? his hair was perfect
like the military, politics and law enforcement, I did my turn and learned that no honest person should make a career out of it.

That wasn't just any bar, it was Trader Vic's - stick to economics...fatty markets needs a good tutor.
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Old 10-30-09, 11:51 AM   #6
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What really happens if you put the lime in the coconut?
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{jumping songs** Send lawyers guns and money, the **** has hit the fan!
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Only if my spell checker broke on me.
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drink them both together and call me in the morning
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Your Dad ain't gonna get you out of this, junior.
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He was lookin for a place called lee ** fuks
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He was lookin for a place called lee ** fuks
get yourself a big dish of beef chow mein and gtf out of my thread
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Old 10-30-09, 12:46 PM   #13
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Old 10-30-09, 12:47 PM   #14
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Ha! I'd like to meet his tailor.
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your god status won't protect you here, bearded one, I am the god of snark...behold and wonder!
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Ha! I'd like to meet his tailor.
Ned the Wino died a few years back...but thanks for reminding me, Mr. Life of the Party.
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your god status won't protect you here, bearded one, I am the god of snark...behold and wonder!
Good thing I like ya, huh?
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YOU CAN'T HANDLE A DOUBLE DAWG DARE, RALPHIE!
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Good thing I like ya, huh?
bet you say that to all the guys who dress like girls
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wait! your a guy
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only when I'm not a girl...
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only when I'm not a girl...
whatever, as long as you take it like a man.
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I know you went home with a waitress, the way you always do. What I want to know is, was she with the Russians, too?
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sounds like you would fit right in. A suitable career for life for you then.
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