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Old 10-30-09, 06:45 PM   #1
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Who want's to make out with jsharr?

We are trying to raise funds for The Church of Couchology. Bug Boy accidently set the Church's ceremonial couch on fire while trying to imitate an NBA basketball player. Anyway, The CoC has decided to offer a 'jsharr make out session'. The highest bidder will have 30 minutes of make out time with jsharr. The fooster that offers the highest bidding wins a make out session with jsharr! Please, I beg you all to offer lots of money. jsharrs are not cheap.

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define make out, please?
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Old 10-30-09, 06:53 PM   #3
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Dood! Do you need me to send a pic of me and Tude making out? Dear lord man, I thought you would know how to do this by now. Tude is going to PM wolfy in a few to discuss your inability to understand what making out is.

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Dood! Do you need me to send a pic of me and Tude making out?
For this I will start the bidding at 75.00......
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Old 10-30-09, 06:59 PM   #5
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For this I will start the bidding at 75.00......
Pictures of me and Tude making out are Copy Write Material. It's going to cost you more than 75 bones for that pic. However, jsharr is cheap. Start your bidding now my friend.

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Old 10-30-09, 07:15 PM   #6
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jsharr? he's so gross death won't even go after him...
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Old 10-30-09, 07:20 PM   #7
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jsharr? he's so gross death won't even go after him...
I'm reporting this thread to the admins! jsharr smells like bass and we all know that chicks dig that.

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I bid 25 yen for Couchy to make out with jsharr. But if pics are posted I want a full refund!
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I bid 25 yen for Couchy to make out with jsharr. But if pics are posted I want a full refund!
Dude, I would that for FREE!

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Just asking, but how much is it to not make out with jsharr?
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Old 10-30-09, 07:34 PM   #12
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Just asking, but how much is it to not make out with jsharr?
jsharr is a very attractive man. Many would love to see him makeout and stuff.

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jsharr is a very attractive man. Many would love to see him makeout and stuff.

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Old 10-30-09, 07:51 PM   #15
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Jsharr once caught me a tasty bass. I'd do him.
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I'd give a million bucks to make out with jsharr...but for Couchology? No thanks.
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Old 10-30-09, 08:28 PM   #18
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You have lost your faith my friend. Now you have to make out with KT!

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You have lost your faith my friend. Now you have to make out with KT!

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I'm reporting this thread to the admins! jsharr smells like bass and we all know that chicks dig that.

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Knock it off or kiss and make up.

But seriously, knock it off, there isn't anything in this thread worthy of a reported post.

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Old 10-30-09, 09:03 PM   #21
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Knock it off or kiss and make up.

But seriously, knock it off, there isn't anything in this thread worthy of a reported post.
So, how much are you willing to bid to make out with jsharr? I'll suggest a bid of 1 Bass and 2 Brownies.

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I'm bidding nothing, I don't roll that way.
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Pfft! KT it is then!

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Again? Dammit!
KT loves you my friend! I thank you for being a wonderful member of the CoC.

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Pfft! KT it is then!

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