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Old 11-01-09, 06:17 PM   #1
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spreading the joy of jsharr's balls......

Hey Foo Memvers,

Rob P. is looking for one or two of my balls. Since I no longer work at the ball place, I am ball less. Any of ya'll got any of my balls to share with him?

If so, send him a PM.

thanks.
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Old 11-01-09, 07:35 PM   #2
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He can play with his own damn balls.
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I haz balls! Lots of them! Will send some Rob's way, if he does not mind pre-fondled, gently abused balls.

Rob P., PM me with your address.
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmm balls.....
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I haz balls! Lots of them! Will send some Rob's way, if he does not mind pre-fondled, gently abused balls.

Rob P., PM me with your address.
Now that's an offer not to be refused.
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i haz lots of balls too!!!!!

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schweddy balls are my favorite
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Old 11-02-09, 09:24 AM   #9
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Nope, I'm not giving up jsharr's balls. I love each and everyone of them way to much to give them away.

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Old 11-02-09, 09:28 AM   #10
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spreading the joy of jsharr's balls......
I didn't know you chopped Joy up and turned her in to a spread. UA's gonna be pissed!!!
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The ball I had got lost in the mail on the way to maximan1's place (or so he claims).
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Old 11-02-09, 12:47 PM   #12
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Last I knew of the Purple/Yellow ball, it was attending Shadiyah and Joe's wedding. It was supposed to have been sent to Siu next.

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Old 11-02-09, 02:51 PM   #13
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Neko, PM inbound. IF she doesn't have any I'll PM to wolfie next.

We really do need to revive/start a "take a pic of Jsharr's balls" thread now that winter is almost here.
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every time I see the title of this thread I think of truck nuts...ya know the awesome fake plastic sacks that people but on the back of their cars?? ahahhahahahah they make me laugh
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Old 11-02-09, 03:05 PM   #15
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As long as its just his balls that are getting spread, I guess its acceptable.
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Old 11-02-09, 03:38 PM   #16
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every time I see the title of this thread I think of truck nuts...ya know the awesome fake plastic sacks that people but on the back of their cars?? ahahhahahahah they make me laugh
But you see there are things you can do with/to Jsharr's balls that you can't do with truck nuts.

You can take Jsharr's balls:
Fishing
Camping
Out to dinner
To the movies/show
For a bike ride

You can fondle them in public and no one will know if you're being naughty or nice even if you're smiling

You can squeeze them in a vise or hit them hard with a shovel

But mostly you can take pictures of Jsharr's balls and post them on the internet for everyone to see.
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i'm gonna get pair of truck nuts and hang them on the back of my bike..
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Old 11-02-09, 09:11 PM   #18
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Old 11-03-09, 08:31 AM   #19
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I want to ride with the guy that has that jersey on....hawt
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You owe me a monitor! It now has coffee all over it.

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Old 11-03-09, 08:38 AM   #21
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It makes me happy when my balls are involved in spewage. just saying.
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Old 11-03-09, 09:00 AM   #22
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I rode a century with one of jsharr's balls in my jersey pocket. Not sure what happened to the other one, but come to think of it the Clif Bars were a little odd that day.
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this thread has written all over it
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What other Jsharr body parts have been FedEx'd?
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Old 11-03-09, 09:33 AM   #25
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What other body parts has jsharr FedEx'd would also be a question to ask.
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