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    spreading the joy of jsharr's balls......

    Hey Foo Memvers,

    Rob P. is looking for one or two of my balls. Since I no longer work at the ball place, I am ball less. Any of ya'll got any of my balls to share with him?

    If so, send him a PM.

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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    He can play with his own damn balls.
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    I haz balls! Lots of them! Will send some Rob's way, if he does not mind pre-fondled, gently abused balls.

    Rob P., PM me with your address.
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    mmmmmmmmmmmmmm balls.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by nekohime View Post
    I haz balls! Lots of them! Will send some Rob's way, if he does not mind pre-fondled, gently abused balls.

    Rob P., PM me with your address.
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    i haz lots of balls too!!!!!

    Rob P........PM me.
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    schweddy balls are my favorite
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    Well the look on its face is rather.................wait for it.....................wait for it....................emu-sing.

    Oh, you knew that was coming!

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    Nope, I'm not giving up jsharr's balls. I love each and everyone of them way to much to give them away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    spreading the joy of jsharr's balls......
    I didn't know you chopped Joy up and turned her in to a spread. UA's gonna be pissed!!!
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    The ball I had got lost in the mail on the way to maximan1's place (or so he claims).
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Last I knew of the Purple/Yellow ball, it was attending Shadiyah and Joe's wedding. It was supposed to have been sent to Siu next.


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    Neko, PM inbound. IF she doesn't have any I'll PM to wolfie next.

    We really do need to revive/start a "take a pic of Jsharr's balls" thread now that winter is almost here.
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    every time I see the title of this thread I think of truck nuts...ya know the awesome fake plastic sacks that people but on the back of their cars?? ahahhahahahah they make me laugh
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    As long as its just his balls that are getting spread, I guess its acceptable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChltCat View Post
    every time I see the title of this thread I think of truck nuts...ya know the awesome fake plastic sacks that people but on the back of their cars?? ahahhahahahah they make me laugh
    But you see there are things you can do with/to Jsharr's balls that you can't do with truck nuts.

    You can take Jsharr's balls:
    Fishing
    Camping
    Out to dinner
    To the movies/show
    For a bike ride

    You can fondle them in public and no one will know if you're being naughty or nice even if you're smiling

    You can squeeze them in a vise or hit them hard with a shovel

    But mostly you can take pictures of Jsharr's balls and post them on the internet for everyone to see.
    I am Fred, hear me slurp my Grande Mocha.

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    i'm gonna get pair of truck nuts and hang them on the back of my bike..
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChltCat View Post
    i'm gonna get pair of truck nuts and hang them on the back of my bike..
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Dave Zabriskie loves you.
    I want to ride with the guy that has that jersey on....hawt
    Quote Originally Posted by Nota View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob P. View Post

    You can squeeze them in a vise or hit them hard with a shovel
    You owe me a monitor! It now has coffee all over it.

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    This thread needs more Chipcom!

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    Quote Originally Posted by couch_incident View Post
    You owe me a monitor! It now has coffee all over it.

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    It makes me happy when my balls are involved in spewage. just saying.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
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    I rode a century with one of jsharr's balls in my jersey pocket. Not sure what happened to the other one, but come to think of it the Clif Bars were a little odd that day.

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    this thread has written all over it
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    Oh, you knew that was coming!

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    What other Jsharr body parts have been FedEx'd?

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    What other body parts has jsharr FedEx'd would also be a question to ask.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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