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Old 11-01-09, 09:43 PM   #1
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Secret Handshakes

If the person you are giving the secret handshake to isn't privy to it, don't do it.

I was at a Halloween party last night with a friend of mine when someone said something to where we both had the same hysterical reply. This little coincidence warranted a high five. Well, we got the high five in and I was done. Apparently he was going for a secret handshake/high five that I wasn't aware of beacause I put my hand down, looked over and the scantily clad young lady sitting next to me when BAM!. My forehead got high fived. Seriously, WTF!? I now have a knot on my head from where the inside of his ring connected to my cranium. Hilarity, of course, ensued.
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If the person you are giving the secret handshake to isn't privy to it, don't do it.

I was at a Halloween party last night with a friend of mine when someone said something to where we both had the same hysterical reply. This little coincidence warranted a high five. Well, we got the high five in and I was done. Apparently he was going for a secret handshake/high five that I wasn't aware of beacause I put my hand down, looked over and the scantily clad young lady sitting next to me when BAM!. My forehead got high fived. Seriously, WTF!? I now have a knot on my head from where the inside of his ring connected to my cranium. Hilarity, of course, ensued.
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Old 11-01-09, 10:15 PM   #3
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where are the cool nipple clamps, ball gag, pina colada threads??
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where are the cool nipple clamps, ball gag, pina colada threads??
Maybe that came later with the scantily clad individual?
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I can neither confirm or deny any rumors involving scantily clad young ladies and nipple clamps, ball gags, or pina coladas (or rooficoladas in ChltCat's case, it's her favorite).
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I can neither confirm or deny any rumors involving scantily clad young ladies and nipple clamps, ball gags, or pina coladas (or rooficoladas in ChltCat's case, it's her favorite).
it's only a favorite now b/c i 'm used to it..
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