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    WTF is that smell? crackerjab's Avatar
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    Secret Handshakes

    If the person you are giving the secret handshake to isn't privy to it, don't do it.

    I was at a Halloween party last night with a friend of mine when someone said something to where we both had the same hysterical reply. This little coincidence warranted a high five. Well, we got the high five in and I was done. Apparently he was going for a secret handshake/high five that I wasn't aware of beacause I put my hand down, looked over and the scantily clad young lady sitting next to me when BAM!. My forehead got high fived. Seriously, WTF!? I now have a knot on my head from where the inside of his ring connected to my cranium. Hilarity, of course, ensued.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    If the person you are giving the secret handshake to isn't privy to it, don't do it.

    I was at a Halloween party last night with a friend of mine when someone said something to where we both had the same hysterical reply. This little coincidence warranted a high five. Well, we got the high five in and I was done. Apparently he was going for a secret handshake/high five that I wasn't aware of beacause I put my hand down, looked over and the scantily clad young lady sitting next to me when BAM!. My forehead got high fived. Seriously, WTF!? I now have a knot on my head from where the inside of his ring connected to my cranium. Hilarity, of course, ensued.
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    where are the cool nipple clamps, ball gag, pina colada threads??
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    Well the look on its face is rather.................wait for it.....................wait for it....................emu-sing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChltCat View Post
    where are the cool nipple clamps, ball gag, pina colada threads??
    Maybe that came later with the scantily clad individual?
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    Some sort of pithy irrelevant one-liner should go here.

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    off to Candy Mountain! ChltCat's Avatar
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    good point
    Quote Originally Posted by Nota View Post
    Well the look on its face is rather.................wait for it.....................wait for it....................emu-sing.

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    I can neither confirm or deny any rumors involving scantily clad young ladies and nipple clamps, ball gags, or pina coladas (or rooficoladas in ChltCat's case, it's her favorite).
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    off to Candy Mountain! ChltCat's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    I can neither confirm or deny any rumors involving scantily clad young ladies and nipple clamps, ball gags, or pina coladas (or rooficoladas in ChltCat's case, it's her favorite).
    it's only a favorite now b/c i 'm used to it..
    Quote Originally Posted by Nota View Post
    Well the look on its face is rather.................wait for it.....................wait for it....................emu-sing.

    Oh, you knew that was coming!

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