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    I feel naughty

    I told my boss that I was going out of town and that I need this Friday and next Monday off...

    but really i'm just going to stay in Charlotte and go shopping and play during the day when I'm normally stuck inside doing paper work and answering the phones for these lazy bastards that I work with

    wonder what kind of naughtiness I can possibly get into....
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    Well the look on its face is rather.................wait for it.....................wait for it....................emu-sing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChltCat View Post
    I told my boss that I was going out of town and that I need this Friday and next Monday off...

    but really i'm just going to stay in Charlotte and go shopping and play during the day when I'm normally stuck inside doing paper work and answering the phones for these lazy bastards that I work with

    wonder what kind of naughtiness I can possibly get into....
    Depends on where you're shopping.

    Don't listen to the "cool" unicorns though. They'd shank you in the back themselves if they had hands.

    p.s. - if you're doing anything noteworthy, we'll want pictures.
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    Wow....I was hoping for something else in this thread.
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    well..i have left it open for all kinds of possible naughtiness

    I'm open to suggestions
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChltCat View Post
    well..i have left it open for all kinds of possible naughtiness

    I'm open to suggestions
    How far is Charlotte from Helen GA? I'm free this Friday.
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    Be careful with that. One of the bosses here called in sick and he ended up on the front page of the newspaper the next morning being the first one in line for the Fry's Electronics long awaited grand opening. When he got to work, everyone had that page pinned up in different parts of the warehouse with his face circled and a caption "CALLED IN SICK".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Be careful with that. One of the bosses here called in sick and he ended up on the front page of the newspaper the next morning being the first one in line for the Fry's Electronics long awaited grand opening. When he got to work, everyone had that page pinned up in different parts of the warehouse with his face circled and a caption "CALLED IN SICK".
    wow..

    I'm just taking vacation that I will lose if I don't take time off....I have never used it all in the past b/c for some reason I feel guilty when I take time off...that and something always gets messed up when I'm not here
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    Well if you've earned it, it's yours. Don't feel guilty about it. Feel guilty that you otherwise would be wasting it!
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    Plow a cotton field with an elephant.

    More suggestions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    Plow a cotton field with an elephant.

    More suggestions.
    It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard.
    if that counts the parking lot, I have broken that law
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChltCat View Post
    I feel naughty
    Speaking for the entire male gender, I can say that this statement is definitely in our top 10 favorite things to hear woman say!!!
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oakback View Post
    I don't know why more people don't call this first decade of the century the "naught-ies".
    In two months we're all going to start doing that.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Speaking for the entire male gender, I can say that this statement is definitely in our top 10 favorite things to hear woman say!!!
    I aim to please
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChltCat View Post
    I aim to please
    What'd you say?

    aim a little lower, please?
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oakback View Post
    You're playing hooky, so go hooking? Seems appropriate.
    hmmm...that's not a bad idea....I could use the extra cash
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChltCat View Post
    hmmm...that's not a bad idea....I could use the extra cash
    So what's a "Monica" going for these days?
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    So what's a "Monica" going for these days?
    it all depends
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    Well the look on its face is rather.................wait for it.....................wait for it....................emu-sing.

    Oh, you knew that was coming!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChltCat View Post
    it all depends
    On what? The price of the blue dress?
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    On what? The price of the blue dress?
    no, the size of the cigar
    Quote Originally Posted by Nota View Post
    Well the look on its face is rather.................wait for it.....................wait for it....................emu-sing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChltCat View Post
    no, the size of the cigar
    Sometimes a cigar really is just a cigar. Just sayin'.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Sometimes a cigar really is just a cigar. Just sayin'.
    How do you define "is"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    How do you define "is"?
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    yeah that really makes no sense MV

    I think I will start being naughty on Friday around lunchtime...
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    Well the look on its face is rather.................wait for it.....................wait for it....................emu-sing.

    Oh, you knew that was coming!

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