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    Advice $0.05: King Termite answers all !

    Hey King Termite, what should I do if it rains on saturday and I can't do my 4 hour climbing workout?

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    Sorry, KT, just sent that nickel back to the Paralyzed Veterans of America.

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    Hey KT, how many Crispy Crunches can I eat before I throw up?
    Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snicklefritz View Post
    Hey King Termite, what should I do if it rains on saturday and I can't do my 4 hour climbing workout?
    Practice your starring role in "Singing in the Rain". You still can't get that Gene Kelly umbrella twirl down.

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    Hey KT, how many Crispy Crunches can I eat before I throw up?
    You wouldn't understand the math, but I will tell you there is a factor of pi involved.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Can I get change for this quarter?

    *holds up a slug*
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Can I get change for this quarter?

    *holds up a slug*
    A prophet has no merit in his own home town.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    KT:

    Will this thread meet the Foo Poo or Sex criterium?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    KT:

    Will this thread meet the Foo Poo or Sex criterium?
    It just did.....because you were s**tfaced when you asked that.
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    Do you have a hawt sister, Lucy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by skijor View Post
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    Do you have a hawt sister, Lucy?
    No, my hot advice giving sister's name was Anne Landers.



    Have at her.
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    KT, do you ever regret that summer with Anne Landers?
    Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    KT, do you ever regret that summer with Anne Landers?
    Of course not...she was my sister after all.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    KT - do you really think that this obvious ploy to emulate Pcad is going to work; or is it just another cry for help from the truly lost?
    I am Fred, hear me slurp my Grande Mocha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob P. View Post
    KT - do you really think that this obvious ploy to emulate Pcad is going to work; or is it just another cry for help from the truly lost?
    1. PCad's was not the only (or even first) "ask <username>" thread.
    2. I didn't start the thread.
    3. I am totally lost and do cry often.
    4. What were we talking about again? It's hard to read through my tears.
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    I prayed this day would never come......

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    Should have prayed harder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Airwick View Post
    I prayed this day would never come......
    Join the club.

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    Should have prayed harder.
    +1
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    We must destroy this virus before it mutates.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Airwick View Post
    We must destroy this virus before it mutates.
    It's the strongest virus killer known to man!
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    I, for one, accept our new termitey overlord.

    KT, is the wind going to drop or should I just HTFU and ride in the 60 km/h wind?
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    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    I, for one, accept our new termitey......
    never

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    KT, are you ever tempted to eat your own wood?

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    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    I, for one, accept our new termitey overlord.

    KT, is the wind going to drop or should I just HTFU and ride in the 60 km/h wind?
    Convert us U.S. dinosaurs to metric so we understand your crazy numbers.


    Quote Originally Posted by skijor View Post
    KT, are you ever tempted to eat your own wood?
    No.....I probably would enjoy it if it wasn't for all the sap it produces.
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    60 km/h converts to about 300 bps. That's "burritos per second".
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Convert us U.S. dinosaurs to metric so we understand your crazy numbers.
    You're a sissy. 60km/h is about 36mph. My calculator says it's exactly 37.26mph.
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