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Old 11-05-09, 07:50 PM   #1
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Advice $0.05: King Termite answers all !

Hey King Termite, what should I do if it rains on saturday and I can't do my 4 hour climbing workout?
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Old 11-05-09, 07:59 PM   #2
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Hey KT, how many Crispy Crunches can I eat before I throw up?
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Old 11-06-09, 10:26 AM   #4
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Hey King Termite, what should I do if it rains on saturday and I can't do my 4 hour climbing workout?
Practice your starring role in "Singing in the Rain". You still can't get that Gene Kelly umbrella twirl down.

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You wouldn't understand the math, but I will tell you there is a factor of pi involved.
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Can I get change for this quarter?

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It just did.....because you were s**tfaced when you asked that.
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Do you have a hawt sister, Lucy?
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No, my hot advice giving sister's name was Anne Landers.



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KT, do you ever regret that summer with Anne Landers?
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Of course not...she was my sister after all.
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KT - do you really think that this obvious ploy to emulate Pcad is going to work; or is it just another cry for help from the truly lost?
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KT - do you really think that this obvious ploy to emulate Pcad is going to work; or is it just another cry for help from the truly lost?
1. PCad's was not the only (or even first) "ask <username>" thread.
2. I didn't start the thread.
3. I am totally lost and do cry often.
4. What were we talking about again? It's hard to read through my tears.
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I, for one, accept our new termitey overlord.

KT, is the wind going to drop or should I just HTFU and ride in the 60 km/h wind?
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KT, are you ever tempted to eat your own wood?
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KT, is the wind going to drop or should I just HTFU and ride in the 60 km/h wind?
Convert us U.S. dinosaurs to metric so we understand your crazy numbers.


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60 km/h converts to about 300 bps. That's "burritos per second".
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Convert us U.S. dinosaurs to metric so we understand your crazy numbers.
You're a sissy. 60km/h is about 36mph. My calculator says it's exactly 37.26mph.
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