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    WTF is that smell? crackerjab's Avatar
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    Do they make shower high heels?

    Discuss.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    is the purpose so it's easier to get in the desired location without the girl being on her tip toes?
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    Well the look on its face is rather.................wait for it.....................wait for it....................emu-sing.

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    Showers don't tend to wear shoes, let alone have feet*, so my guess is no.

    *Excepting claw-feet tubs, and they aren't really into heels.

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    WTF is that smell? crackerjab's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChltCat View Post
    is the purpose so it's easier to get in the desired location without the girl being on her tip toes?
    Possibly. Or maybe I like to wear high heels.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChltCat View Post
    is the purpose so it's easier to get in the desired location without the girl being on her tip toes?
    no...that's what the ropes are for.

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    WTF is that smell? crackerjab's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    no...that's what the ropes are for.
    And swings.

    Edit: Speaking of which, I need to make a run to the hardware store now.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    I had a girlfriend years ago who was so paranoid about germs in the shower, she wore sandals in the shower.


    Just one of the paranoid nutcase things she did.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    Possibly. Or maybe I like to wear high heels.
    that's so hawt....

    anything plastic would work

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChltCat View Post
    that's so hawt....

    anything plastic would work

    The goldfish is missing.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    And swings.

    Edit: Speaking of which, I need to make a run to the hardware store now.
    how is anything from the hardware store going to fit with the strawberry jam I'm buying later?
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    I had a girlfriend years ago who was so paranoid that she even dated me!


    Just one of the paranoid nutcase things she did.
    Truth-i-tized if for you.

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    Fashion high-water shoes.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChltCat View Post
    how is anything from the hardware store going to fit with the strawberry jam I'm buying later?
    It's not. Maybe chocolate starfish jam though.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Engyo View Post
    Fashion high-water shoes.......
    Those would work great!
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    It's not. Maybe chocolate starfish jam though.
    hell yeah! chocolate covered strawberries are awesome...why wouldn't those two be equally yummy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Suzie Green View Post
    Truth-i-tized if for you.
    First I was like then kinda , but then I thought harder and realized
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    I can just see the advertising now. Crackerjabs "Lathery Shower Stabbin Stillettos" available at fine shoe stores and Condoms To Go nationwide.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    You can call them your CWMPs = "Come Wash Me Pumps"
    Last edited by gitarzan; 11-10-09 at 09:16 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChltCat View Post
    that's so hawt....

    anything plastic would work

    This

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    *Excepting claw-feet tubs, and they aren't really into heels.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gitarzan View Post
    You can call them your SWMPs = "Come Wash Me Pumps"

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    And swings.

    Edit: Speaking of which, I need to make a run to the hardware store now.
    and you were complaining about your parents...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Engyo View Post
    Fashion high-water shoes.......
    Wow. They look like they'd set you back a few fins.
    When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished by how much he'd learned in seven years. Mark Twain (apocryphal)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nota View Post
    Wow. They look like they'd set you back a few fins.
    Money is "clams"....didn't you ever watch "Sigmund the Sea Monster".
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    It's not. Maybe chocolate starfish jam though.
    Psst *tapping CJ on shoulder* ...umm, I think she only comes out of her dress at bridal showers. jsyk

    Also, if you two don't stop playin footsies, with yer marmaladesque, water resistant footwear flirtations, someone might get jellies - and want to join you.




    *hmmm, wonder if ChltCat would scrub my back*
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