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Old 11-10-09, 09:38 AM   #1
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Do they make shower high heels?

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is the purpose so it's easier to get in the desired location without the girl being on her tip toes?
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Showers don't tend to wear shoes, let alone have feet*, so my guess is no.

*Excepting claw-feet tubs, and they aren't really into heels.
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is the purpose so it's easier to get in the desired location without the girl being on her tip toes?
Possibly. Or maybe I like to wear high heels.
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Old 11-10-09, 09:50 AM   #5
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is the purpose so it's easier to get in the desired location without the girl being on her tip toes?
no...that's what the ropes are for.
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no...that's what the ropes are for.
And swings.

Edit: Speaking of which, I need to make a run to the hardware store now.
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I had a girlfriend years ago who was so paranoid about germs in the shower, she wore sandals in the shower.


Just one of the paranoid nutcase things she did.
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Possibly. Or maybe I like to wear high heels.
that's so hawt....

anything plastic would work

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that's so hawt....

anything plastic would work

The goldfish is missing.
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And swings.

Edit: Speaking of which, I need to make a run to the hardware store now.
how is anything from the hardware store going to fit with the strawberry jam I'm buying later?
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I had a girlfriend years ago who was so paranoid that she even dated me!


Just one of the paranoid nutcase things she did.
Truth-i-tized if for you.
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Old 11-10-09, 09:55 AM   #12
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Fashion high-water shoes.......
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how is anything from the hardware store going to fit with the strawberry jam I'm buying later?
It's not. Maybe chocolate starfish jam though.
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Those would work great!
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It's not. Maybe chocolate starfish jam though.
hell yeah! chocolate covered strawberries are awesome...why wouldn't those two be equally yummy
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First I was like then kinda , but then I thought harder and realized
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I can just see the advertising now. Crackerjabs "Lathery Shower Stabbin Stillettos" available at fine shoe stores and Condoms To Go nationwide.
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You can call them your CWMPs = "Come Wash Me Pumps"

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Old 11-10-09, 04:20 PM   #19
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Old 11-10-09, 05:29 PM   #22
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And swings.

Edit: Speaking of which, I need to make a run to the hardware store now.
and you were complaining about your parents...
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Old 11-10-09, 05:42 PM   #23
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Wow. They look like they'd set you back a few fins.
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Wow. They look like they'd set you back a few fins.
Money is "clams"....didn't you ever watch "Sigmund the Sea Monster".
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It's not. Maybe chocolate starfish jam though.
Psst *tapping CJ on shoulder* ...umm, I think she only comes out of her dress at bridal showers. jsyk

Also, if you two don't stop playin footsies, with yer marmaladesque, water resistant footwear flirtations, someone might get jellies - and want to join you.




*hmmm, wonder if ChltCat would scrub my back*
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