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    Go Buckeyes! MissKristen's Avatar
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    Post a Really Unflattering Picture of Yourself

    Yep. Do it. Everyone loves posting pictures of themselves taken at myspace angles, with dim lighting, with your best flirty smirk and bedroom eyes. Well, I want to see some unflattering pictures. Pictures taken while you're mid-bite/chew/word/blink with your eyes closed, while you're making a ridiculous face, possibly taken from a really awkward angle. They're the best.

    Keep it kid-friendly. No unflattering nudes, thanks.

    One of mine:
    28th birthday (St. Pat's), wasted at an Irish bar, my friend who took the picture said I was watching something. We're still not sure what.
    No matter what happens now
    You shouldn't be afraid
    Because I know today has been the most perfect day I've ever seen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by misskristen View Post
    yep. Do it. Everyone loves posting pictures of themselves taken at myspace angles, with dim lighting, with your best flirty smirk and bedroom eyes. Well, i want to see some unflattering pictures. Pictures taken while you're mid-bite/chew/word/blink with your eyes closed, while you're making a ridiculous face, possibly taken from a really awkward angle. They're the best.

    Keep it kid-friendly. No unflattering nudes, thanks.

    One of mine:
    28th birthday (st. Pat's), wasted at an irish bar, my friend who took the picture said i was watching something. We're still not sure what.
    "i really did not want to see that tattoo with your pants off!"

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    perpetually frazzled mickey85's Avatar
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    You'd go blind - the fat rolls would knock your eyes out of your head...
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    Master of the low end garbajj!

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    Go Buckeyes! MissKristen's Avatar
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    Oh, just shush and play along.
    No matter what happens now
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    Because I know today has been the most perfect day I've ever seen.

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    OK, I'll play. I'm in the front row with my mouth open... Wichita Jazz Festival in 1980 (I think)...


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    Go Buckeyes! MissKristen's Avatar
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    Yes!
    No matter what happens now
    You shouldn't be afraid
    Because I know today has been the most perfect day I've ever seen.

    - Videotape

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    I know I'm gonna regret this. Here I was trying out Jon's bike to feel the difference between carbon and Ti. This bike is huge at a size 58. I ride a 50 compact or 49 regular.

    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    beast mode bluevelo's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by MissKristen View Post
    Yes!
    BTW, there's no WAY I would've guessed 28 from that picture. You look maybe 22-23.

    I'll be 48 tomorrow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    I know I'm gonna regret this. Here I was trying out Jon's bike to feel the difference between carbon and Ti. This bike is huge at a size 58. I ride a 50 compact or 49 regular.

    Hey, at least you didn't fall over and go boom.

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    I don't know who or where this was taken of me.
    Somewhere in Arkansas on The 42 Ride.

    [SIZE=1][B]What I like about Texas[/B]
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    Set F1re To The Ra1n ( NY Night Rain Ride)
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    Go Buckeyes! MissKristen's Avatar
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    Happy early birthday! From your avatar I was going to guess 32, until you said that pic was from 1980... I wasn't even born yet :X
    No matter what happens now
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    beast mode bluevelo's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by MissKristen View Post
    Happy early birthday! From your avatar I was going to guess 32, until you said that pic was from 1980... I wasn't even born yet :X
    Awwww. Thanks. Its all the clean livin' (I think).

    Oh, and you didn't miss a hell of a lot being born before 1980.

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    Ooooo.....I'll play. Photo from 1990 or so. Note the mustache and the socks...


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    beast mode bluevelo's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by 55/Rad View Post
    Ooooo.....I'll play. Photo from 1990 or so. Note the mustache and the socks...

    Damn. Looks like you could'a been an extra in Breaking Away

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissKristen View Post
    Oh, just shush and play along.
    You asked for it!

    This was taken at the beginning of the summer, at my fattest, and my most sunburnt. The day of Mary's graduation (the one on the left). The previous two days were drunkenly spent on a boat with little-to-no sunscreen. We made the bet that if Mary could stay in her high heels all afternoon, she got to toss me in the lake - if not, we got to toss her in. She lost, so we all suited up in the only swim suits we could find (the one I'm wearing was from my uncle when he was 18 and much thinner than me, back in 1983)...This happened.



    Told you you'd go blind...
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    Go Buckeyes! MissKristen's Avatar
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    hehehehehehe... not blind at all, but you definitely got a giggle out of me
    No matter what happens now
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    All my pictures are unflattering.

    I will post an example <checks watch> in two more beers.

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    People are awesome!

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    Oh man, mickey85, I feel your pain...that is one terrible sunburn. And some awesome swim trunks!
    Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.
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    Was just really tired.
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    rocking the afro, it had gotten to the point, i was borrowing someone elses motorcycle helmet because mine didnt fit.


    My hair has been cut since then
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    Old enough to know better willmw's Avatar
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    I think the video of me wobbling around on the rollers is actually more unflattering, but the thread asks for a picture so here it is:
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    Dangit, I almost only post in Foo, so my post count is abysmal.

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    long time visiter Alfster's Avatar
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    I've got lots of unflattering pics. Here's one where someone was foolish enough to trust their boat's safety with me as the Helmsman.


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    thats a great pic
    how to tape your bars http://www.flickr.com/photos/89572419@N00/sets/72157629279270681/

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