Originally Posted by goldfishin
i don't know of any jobs that don't involve standing that i am qualified for.
Do you have any call centers in your area? It's not the most rewarding job but it beats unemployment and due to turnover, they're usually hiring. Make sure you establish whether it's in-call (the client calls you) or out-call (you call the <potential> client) as not everyone is suited to the latter.
I've done it and while I can't say I enjoyed it particularly, it kept me in beer and if you're even half decent at it, you'll get promoted soon enough, if that's what you want.