i don't know of any jobs that don't involve standing that i am qualified for.
do you (i've a BA degree 3.47 gpa, and have held crappy jobs like lawn mowing and walmart)?
i was thinking of going out, hanging a sign around my neck reading "NEED JOB! CAN'T STAND FOR LONG PERIODS DUE TO FOOT NEUROMAS! EDUCATED! BA DEGREE 3.47!"
maybe with some pics of my paintings on it...
think i'd get arrested?