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    My wife is getting implants!!!

    Lens implants, that is... I'm sitting here in the outpatient surgery clinic waiting. She is pumped about this. She wears +9 coke bottle lenses. After these implants she's going to have better sight without glasses than I do. I wear -2 lenses, pretty mild in my opinion.

    This is a handicap she has had all her life, and in an hour or two it's wiped away. Amazing.

    In the meantime FAUX News in on the tv and it's driving me crazy... Not wanting to go int p&r territory, but it's not my cuppa news.

    Anyway just one eye is gettin done today. The other in two weeks
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    My what big eyes you have my dear

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    good for her! I feel very blessed with my 20/20 vision

    although I do admit to thinking of this lady as I was reading it

    Last edited by ChltCat; 11-17-09 at 11:56 AM.
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    Well the look on its face is rather.................wait for it.....................wait for it....................emu-sing.

    Oh, you knew that was coming!

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    bigger is better
    See? You are a mack daddy Coasting.....quote hannahmontana
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    before and after pics - owait
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    Quote Originally Posted by coasting View Post
    bigger is better
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    ohhhhhhhhhhhh that makes me feel nauseous
    See? You are a mack daddy Coasting.....quote hannahmontana
    Coasting, you are a mack daddy and a genius....quote Serendipper

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    I love Foo Forum.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    ahahhaa...

    of course the first time someone quotes me in their sig it has to do with the male anatomy ...I just noticed that
    Quote Originally Posted by Nota View Post
    Well the look on its face is rather.................wait for it.....................wait for it....................emu-sing.

    Oh, you knew that was coming!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChltCat View Post
    ahahhaa...

    of course the first time someone quotes me in their sig it has to do with the male anatomy ...I just noticed that
    It...it does?
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    that didn't come out..I meant that I just noticed that my quote was your sig..not the male anatomy..I'm not that stupid
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    Oh, you knew that was coming!

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    My sister in law got the 'other' implants. She said I could feel of them.

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    she'll see you clearly for the first time ever and run for the hills!
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    ^^^ Yeah, gitarzan, have you thought this through?
    Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.
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    Make sure you look at her chest instead of her eyes now when you talk to her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ilikebikes View Post
    she'll see you clearly for the first time ever and run for the hills!
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    ^^^ Yeah, gitarzan, have you thought this through?
    Easily fixed. Tell her it could have been worse, you could have been Chipcom's twin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by substructure View Post
    My sister in law got the 'other' implants. She said I could feel of them.
    You talking the upper front others or the lower rear others?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ilikebikes View Post
    she'll see you clearly for the first time ever and run for the hills!
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    ^^^ Yeah, gitarzan, have you thought this through?
    :slap: I'm sunk.
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    Just get a facelift before her eyes heal. It's not like she'll notice.
    Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Suzie Green View Post
    Make sure you look at her chest instead of her eyes now when you talk to her.
    Perhaps you meant that the other way around?

    If not, where can I find more women who think like you do? (Without me resorting to handing out dollar bills one at a time.)

    Wait a minute, that didn't sound right. I didn't mean to imply that you were a stripper.

    But I didn't mean that you're ugly. It's not like you couldn't be an exotic dancer, if you wanted to. I mean, you're attractive and all, and... Not that I think you want to be a stripper.

    Oh ****, I'll just stop talking now...



    The moral of the story? Women shouldn't encourage men to look at other women's chests. Our brains just can't deal with the shock, and they short circuit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HigherGround View Post
    Not that I think you want to be a stripper.
    All women want to be strippers for the right guy.

    Typically that's never been me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    Just get a facelift before her eyes heal. It's not like she'll notice.
    Actually, she's NOT getting a liposuction, so as long as I keep the mirrors in the house, she can't complain about me too much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by no1mad View Post
    You talking the upper front others or the lower rear others?
    Upper front.

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