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    WTF is that smell? crackerjab's Avatar
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    Not only do you have enormous balls, but I love you

    I good friend of mine got married in Louisianan this past weekend. I couldn't make it to the wedding due to scheduling conflicts. Their honeymoon is in Gatlinburg, TN, which just so happens to be about 70 miles from where I'm living for the week. I mentioned, tongue in cheek, that he bring his MTB on the honeymoon. I got a call from him today saying that he brought his bike and wants to ride this weekend. His wife is NOT a cyclist. In a nutshell, this guy is ditching his wife on their honeymoon to go for an epic mountain bike ride with me in the WNC mountains.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Separate honeymoons?


    Could work.


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    Can you imagine what he's going to have to do in return for this MTB ride?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclokitty View Post
    Separate honeymoons?


    Could work.
    I hope so, I don't wanna get blamed for another failed relationship amongst my friends.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    My wife just got mad at me for reading this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluevelo View Post
    Can you imagine what he's going to have to do in return for this MTB ride?
    I guess the ride won't be over for him when we're done.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Gee, he's going to be in the dog house for years. Or at least until the divorce.
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    "Epic MTB ride" eh? Is that what they call it these days?
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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    I good friend of mine got married in Louisianan this past weekend. I couldn't make it to the wedding due to scheduling conflicts. Their honeymoon is in Gatlinburg, TN, which just so happens to be about 70 miles from where I'm living for the week. I mentioned, tongue in cheek, that he bring his MTB on the honeymoon. I got a call from him today saying that he brought his bike and wants to ride this weekend. His wife is NOT a cyclist. In a nutshell, this guy is ditching his wife on their honeymoon to go for an epic mountain bike ride with me in the WNC mountains.

    WOW, guess he decided he did not like married life.

    All joking aside I assume he checked with the wife first, if not his enormous balls could be rather sore............

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    In a fit of hubris, I thought this thread was going to be about me.
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    All I know is this has GOT to be his wife...


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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingscotsman View Post
    WOW, guess he decided he did not like married life.

    All joking aside I assume he checked with the wife first, if not his enormous balls could be rather sore............

    This could be why his balls are enormous.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    In a fit of hubris, I thought this thread was going to be about me.
    I still think you're balls are enormous. And extremely soft, so I'm told.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    I still think you're balls are enormous. And extremely soft, so I'm told.

    Multi colored as well

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingscotsman View Post
    Multi colored as well
    Blue?
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Epic.
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    I'll be checking fmylife.com frequently come Monday. This can't end well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    I good friend of mine got married in Louisianan this past weekend. I couldn't make it to the wedding due to scheduling conflicts. Their honeymoon is in Gatlinburg, TN, which just so happens to be about 70 miles from where I'm living for the week. I mentioned, tongue in cheek, that he bring his MTB on the honeymoon. I got a call from him today saying that he brought his bike and wants to ride this weekend. His wife is NOT a cyclist. In a nutshell, this guy is ditching his wife on their honeymoon to go for an epic mountain bike ride with me in the WNC mountains.
    Did he also take his laptop with him? Because it looks like he's already posted some pictures to facebook:

    "The internet is a place where absolutely nothing happens. You need to take advantage of that." ~ Strong Bad

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    In a fit of hubris, I thought this thread was going to be about me.
    or at least about your balls

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    I truly hoped he cleared it with her. Maybe he sent her to a spa. My wife would have traded that off when we were honeymooning, if I was riding back then.
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    That picture would be better if his hand was stuck in the front of his pants, Al Bundy-style.

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