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Old 11-23-09, 09:05 PM   #1
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Worst movie lines

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Padme: We used to come here for school retreat. We would swim to that island every day. I love the water. We used to lie out on the sand and let the sun dry us and try to guess the names of the birds singing.

Anakin: I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.
What lines make you cringe?
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Old 11-24-09, 07:25 AM   #2
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Oof. Any line from the new Star Wars movies.

Any one of Schwarzenegger's lines from Batman and Robin:

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Mr. Freeze: Freeze in hell, Batman!
Mr. Freeze: The Ice Man cometh!
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Mr. Freeze: If revenge is a dish best served cold, then put on your Sunday finest. It's time to feast!
Mr. Freeze: Allow me to break the ice. My name is Freeze. Learn it well. For it's the chilling sound of your doom.
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Old 11-24-09, 07:46 AM   #3
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Anything Sinbad has ever said. I just quit going to Sinbad movies, which believe it or not is tough.
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Anything Sinbad has ever said. I just quit going to Sinbad movies, which believe it or not is tough.
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What lines make you cringe?
Kind of ironic, since that movie series contains what I consider to be one of the best movie lines ever.

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"and then?" from Dude. Where's my car?
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"You had me at Hello...."
”You complete me.”
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”You’re why cavemen chiseled on walls.”
*still snicker at that one*
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Where is Gandalf? I very much desire to speak with him. Celeborn, LOTR FOTR

More for the delivery than the line itself. Peter Jackson seemed to be trying to make the elves of Lorien appear ethereal but they (Celeborn in particular) come off as snooty instead. IMO
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Old 11-24-09, 10:52 AM   #9
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From Ghostbuster....not sure if its my most hated or most loved....still trying to decide.

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There's a line in Monty Python/Holy Grail that bugs me, only because I can never figure out what it is.

When they're determining if the woman is a witch or not, they weigh her against the duck, then it shows the woman up close saying something that sounds like "it's a fair cop". What the hell did she say???
Apparently she said, "It's a fair cop." Apparently, that means- something that you say in order to admit that someone has caught you doing something wrong.
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The beginning of the End for Pacino imo. Righteous Kill should have been burned in the can.
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The one in the OP is a solid one. Two more that made me crack up in the theatre:

"Anakin - You're breaking my heart!" - Padme in Episode III

"You're a soldier now!" - Military dude to Shia LaBeouf in Transformers (the first one)


Also, like half of the script of Top Gun qualifies.
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Old 11-24-09, 11:58 PM   #15
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What lines make you cringe?
Before I even opened up this thread I was going to choose the same quote you did!!!

One of the worst lines in movies. Shame on you Mr. Lucas!!!
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Old 11-25-09, 12:04 AM   #16
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Best movie line:

'Here's looking at you kid'.
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Second best movie line:

'Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges.'

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Get away from her, you *****!

Ripley Aliens. One of the worst staged "taglines" ever. Loved the movied, that line just SUCKS!
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Old 11-25-09, 09:48 AM   #20
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Which Sinbad?



Kind of ironic, since that movie series contains what I consider to be one of the best movie lines ever.

My nominee:

"and then?" from Dude. Where's my car?
Both. And every line they've ever said.
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Oooooh.....good one! That may be a winner.


Another one....from The Matrix.
Moepheus: And standing there, facing the pure horrifying precision, I came to realize the obviousness of the truth.
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Old 11-26-09, 10:26 PM   #22
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Second best movie line:

'Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges.'
Nitpick - the actual lines were: "Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges."
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Apparently she said, "It's a fair cop." Apparently, that means- something that you say in order to admit that someone has caught you doing something wrong.
Think about it in terms of the phrase "to cop a plea" and it makes a little more sense. I figured it was just a Britishism and let it pass.

The one that always stuck out to me, although this isn't from a movie, is the line in the animated Frosty the Snowman, where they get on the refrigerated box car toward the North Pole and the little girl says, "I'm sure my parents won't mind, as long as I'm home for dinner." WTF?
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Also, like half of the script of Top Gun qualifies.
What? Only half? That whole movie makes me cringe.
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