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    Who farted? Ka_Jun's Avatar
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    Worst movie lines

    Padme: We used to come here for school retreat. We would swim to that island every day. I love the water. We used to lie out on the sand and let the sun dry us and try to guess the names of the birds singing.

    Anakin: I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.
    What lines make you cringe?

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    Oof. Any line from the new Star Wars movies.

    Any one of Schwarzenegger's lines from Batman and Robin:

    Mr. Freeze: Freeze in hell, Batman!
    Mr. Freeze: The Ice Man cometh!
    Mr. Freeze: Let's kick some ice!
    Mr. Freeze: If revenge is a dish best served cold, then put on your Sunday finest. It's time to feast!
    Mr. Freeze: Allow me to break the ice. My name is Freeze. Learn it well. For it's the chilling sound of your doom.

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    Anything Sinbad has ever said. I just quit going to Sinbad movies, which believe it or not is tough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobfromwaco View Post
    Anything Sinbad has ever said. I just quit going to Sinbad movies, which believe it or not is tough.
    Which Sinbad?

    Quote Originally Posted by Ka_Jun View Post
    What lines make you cringe?
    Kind of ironic, since that movie series contains what I consider to be one of the best movie lines ever.

    My nominee:

    "and then?" from Dude. Where's my car?
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    "You had me at Hello...."
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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trsidn View Post
    "You had me at Hello...."
    ”You complete me.”
    :barf:

    ”You’re why cavemen chiseled on walls.”
    *still snicker at that one*

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    Where is Gandalf? I very much desire to speak with him. Celeborn, LOTR FOTR

    More for the delivery than the line itself. Peter Jackson seemed to be trying to make the elves of Lorien appear ethereal but they (Celeborn in particular) come off as snooty instead. IMO
    One does not simply ride their bike into Mordor! - electrik

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    "You should be kissed and often, and by someone who
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    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    From Ghostbuster....not sure if its my most hated or most loved....still trying to decide.

    Egon: "Where do these stairs lead?"
    Venkman: "Up"
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oakback View Post
    There's a line in Monty Python/Holy Grail that bugs me, only because I can never figure out what it is.

    When they're determining if the woman is a witch or not, they weigh her against the duck, then it shows the woman up close saying something that sounds like "it's a fair cop". What the hell did she say???
    Apparently she said, "It's a fair cop." Apparently, that means- something that you say in order to admit that someone has caught you doing something wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by botto View Post
    The beginning of the End for Pacino imo. Righteous Kill should have been burned in the can.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ilikebikes View Post
    "You should be kissed and often, and by someone who
    knows how."
    We all know what they really meant.

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    The one in the OP is a solid one. Two more that made me crack up in the theatre:

    "Anakin - You're breaking my heart!" - Padme in Episode III

    "You're a soldier now!" - Military dude to Shia LaBeouf in Transformers (the first one)


    Also, like half of the script of Top *** qualifies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ka_Jun View Post
    What lines make you cringe?
    Before I even opened up this thread I was going to choose the same quote you did!!!

    One of the worst lines in movies. Shame on you Mr. Lucas!!!

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    No body puts baby in a corner.

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    Best movie line:

    'Here's looking at you kid'.

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    Second best movie line:

    'Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges.'


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    Get away from her, you *****!

    Ripley Aliens. One of the worst staged "taglines" ever. Loved the movied, that line just SUCKS!
    Slow, but at least still moving...

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAZorro View Post
    Which Sinbad?



    Kind of ironic, since that movie series contains what I consider to be one of the best movie lines ever.

    My nominee:

    "and then?" from Dude. Where's my car?
    Both. And every line they've ever said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DataJunkie View Post
    No body puts baby in a corner.
    Oooooh.....good one! That may be a winner.


    Another one....from The Matrix.
    Moepheus: And standing there, facing the pure horrifying precision, I came to realize the obviousness of the truth.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by patentcad View Post
    Second best movie line:

    'Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges.'
    Nitpick - the actual lines were: "Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges."
    "Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin, it’s the triumphant twang of a bedspring."

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    Apparently she said, "It's a fair cop." Apparently, that means- something that you say in order to admit that someone has caught you doing something wrong.
    Think about it in terms of the phrase "to cop a plea" and it makes a little more sense. I figured it was just a Britishism and let it pass.

    The one that always stuck out to me, although this isn't from a movie, is the line in the animated Frosty the Snowman, where they get on the refrigerated box car toward the North Pole and the little girl says, "I'm sure my parents won't mind, as long as I'm home for dinner." WTF?
    I stop for people / whose right of way I honor / but not for no one.



    Originally Posted by bragi "However, it's never a good idea to overgeneralize."

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    Quote Originally Posted by JacoKierkegaard View Post
    Also, like half of the script of Top *** qualifies.
    What? Only half? That whole movie makes me cringe.
    I stop for people / whose right of way I honor / but not for no one.



    Originally Posted by bragi "However, it's never a good idea to overgeneralize."

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    "This year, Christmas came twice." Brosnan, after nailing nuclear scientist Denise Richards in Goldeneye.
    Herp derpa derp

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